Laughter is the best medicine
"Daddy, there's a monster in my closet!"
"Don't be silly. The monster lives under your bed, everyone knows that... sleep well"
Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...
Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...
Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet
Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!
...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?
Keir, with his finger on the pulse there...
Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet
Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!
...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?
Start walking now, you'll be there by Saturday...
Before those bloody Hippies show up!
At the rate they're going, my underpants will around long after they're gone...
That explains why they started 3 weeks early...
Aww, look at him there...
With all his friends
"He was talking when he should have been listening" 😂
Many times a man's mouth has broken his nose ~Irish proverb
Yes, that is the "Great Commandment" he gave to his followers!!
Also; Yeshua was a refugee in
Egypt...
You yourself sent Prophets to help a widow in Sidon and a Syrian soldier rather than Israelites
..."I was a stranger and you took me in" was famously said by Yeshua
I don't believe he's dead...
There was an International Woman's Day conference near us...
My wife was going to attend
...but she couldn't get a parking space
I don't trust the dishwasher...
Best to make mac & cheese in the tumble dryer
You should try using the oven next time....
Yes..
But apparently, you're using it to argue with Karens
Unless you got kicked from a private family group
..in which case it isn't really working out for you 😂
Jk...
I feed them separately:
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You made it through age 33...
You'll be fine
Ever get the feeling the news just makes stuff up to make you worry?
"Coldest day since records began!"
...you said that yesterday, what you mean is coldest day since yesterday 🙄
Well, you were just going to waste it 🤷🏻♂️
Image of a crow with a knife in its beak & the caption, "this is a doomscrolling checkpoint... post a cat & go drink some water" (variation of the "peace was never an option" goose meme)
Made* also
They're the folded triangular bits of fabric above the buttons on a blazer...
Not to be confused with labels, apparently I was mad in Taiwan 🤷🏻♂️
The Welsh do eat a lot of cheese on toast though 🤔
Believe it or not...
That crack is actually a pencil holder
...probably 😂