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Is mise an Flathartach de shliocht Thuatha Dé Danann, draoi atá á dhúiseacht [I am the Flaherty, in the line of the Thuatha Dé Danann, a reawakening Druid]

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No.

Make the dog licence like a driving licence so people have to pass a written test (equivalent to a NVQ Level 2) and practical test before they are allowed to own a dog

I've seen plenty of handbag dogs with aggerssion issues due to idiot owners. They get away with it cause 'they're only little'

10.03.2026 08:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aggression* issues due* to

Idk what happened there, big thumbs?

10.03.2026 08:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol... The only reason Saudi was attacked was because there's a US base there, actively participating in the war with Iran.

Only the US base was targeted (US soil, not Saudi).

...the oil refinery was attacked by Israel in a flase flag & Massad agents were caught & arrested with bombs

10.03.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clocks don't go forward until the end of the month...

Except in America, where they go forward 2 hamburgers per degree Fahrenheit on the 3rd month of the 2nd Sunday at 9:11

...or something, idk, I don't speak degenerate

10.03.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the first time in his life he's actually told the truth...

"Because I just don't know enough about it."

...That should have been on his election poster

10.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We've begged Iran for a ceasefire 5 times.... they keep telling us to fk off."

10.03.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recognise all these words, but I've never seen them in this order before 🤔

Something about Starwars, I think 🤷🏻‍♂️

"I am your father, Spock" ~Captain J Sparrow

Or is the other one?

"Use the Force, Harry" ~Gandalf

it's the one where they boldly go where no one has gone before, then meet someone

09.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Can't have an election while the country is at war!"

You now live in a dictatorship

Bow to the twat in a hat!

Good news is 1:11 US Presidents have been assassinated...

There have been 12 Presidents since Kennedy

...Trump is 2 of them

The odds are in your favour 🤷🏻‍♂️

09.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is brilliant!!! Blow it up, BSKY!

09.03.2026 04:12 👍 181 🔁 49 💬 7 📌 2

Could just ask them...

They have to tell you if they're a cop

...to be clear, this is sarcasm

09.03.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a clown with red hair and a red nose says hi sweetie . ALT: a clown with red hair and a red nose says hi sweetie .

Laughter is the best medicine

09.03.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Daddy, there's a monster in my closet!"

"Don't be silly. The monster lives under your bed, everyone knows that... sleep well"

09.03.2026 18:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...

09.03.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...

09.03.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman speaking into a microphone with the words thank the devil and all the dark lords ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words thank the devil and all the dark lords

Hail Satan!

09.03.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet

Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!

...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?

09.03.2026 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keir, with his finger on the pulse there...

Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet

Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!

...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?

09.03.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Start walking now, you'll be there by Saturday...

Before those bloody Hippies show up!

09.03.2026 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the rate they're going, my underpants will around long after they're gone...

09.03.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That explains why they started 3 weeks early...

09.03.2026 16:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww, look at him there...

With all his friends

09.03.2026 15:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"He was talking when he should have been listening" 😂

09.03.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many times a man's mouth has broken his nose ~Irish proverb

09.03.2026 00:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, that is the "Great Commandment" he gave to his followers!!

Also; Yeshua was a refugee in
Egypt...

You yourself sent Prophets to help a widow in Sidon and a Syrian soldier rather than Israelites

..."I was a stranger and you took me in" was famously said by Yeshua

08.03.2026 23:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't believe he's dead...

08.03.2026 22:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There was an International Woman's Day conference near us...

My wife was going to attend

...but she couldn't get a parking space

08.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't trust the dishwasher...

Best to make mac & cheese in the tumble dryer

10.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should try using the oven next time....

10.03.2026 03:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes..

But apparently, you're using it to argue with Karens

Unless you got kicked from a private family group

..in which case it isn't really working out for you 😂

08.03.2026 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0