No.
Make the dog licence like a driving licence so people have to pass a written test (equivalent to a NVQ Level 2) and practical test before they are allowed to own a dog
I've seen plenty of handbag dogs with aggerssion issues due to idiot owners. They get away with it cause 'they're only little'
10.03.2026 08:20
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Aggression* issues due* to
Idk what happened there, big thumbs?
10.03.2026 08:19
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Lol... The only reason Saudi was attacked was because there's a US base there, actively participating in the war with Iran.
Only the US base was targeted (US soil, not Saudi).
...the oil refinery was attacked by Israel in a flase flag & Massad agents were caught & arrested with bombs
10.03.2026 02:27
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Clocks don't go forward until the end of the month...
Except in America, where they go forward 2 hamburgers per degree Fahrenheit on the 3rd month of the 2nd Sunday at 9:11
...or something, idk, I don't speak degenerate
10.03.2026 01:47
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It's the first time in his life he's actually told the truth...
"Because I just don't know enough about it."
...That should have been on his election poster
10.03.2026 01:32
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"We've begged Iran for a ceasefire 5 times.... they keep telling us to fk off."
10.03.2026 01:28
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I recognise all these words, but I've never seen them in this order before 🤔
Something about Starwars, I think 🤷🏻♂️
"I am your father, Spock" ~Captain J Sparrow
Or is the other one?
"Use the Force, Harry" ~Gandalf
it's the one where they boldly go where no one has gone before, then meet someone
09.03.2026 20:52
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"Can't have an election while the country is at war!"
You now live in a dictatorship
Bow to the twat in a hat!
Good news is 1:11 US Presidents have been assassinated...
There have been 12 Presidents since Kennedy
...Trump is 2 of them
The odds are in your favour 🤷🏻♂️
09.03.2026 20:23
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This is brilliant!!! Blow it up, BSKY!
09.03.2026 04:12
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Could just ask them...
They have to tell you if they're a cop
...to be clear, this is sarcasm
09.03.2026 19:09
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"Daddy, there's a monster in my closet!"
"Don't be silly. The monster lives under your bed, everyone knows that... sleep well"
09.03.2026 18:38
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Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...
09.03.2026 16:52
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Nice to see Joseph rocking the old skool Vans trainers...
09.03.2026 16:52
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Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet
Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!
...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?
09.03.2026 16:41
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Keir, with his finger on the pulse there...
Big if true... My sources also suggest that water is, in fact, quite wet
Finally, a leader willing to admit that Tuesday follows Monday!
...Next, are we going to tackle the controversial fact that a circle is fundamentally quite round?
09.03.2026 16:40
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Start walking now, you'll be there by Saturday...
Before those bloody Hippies show up!
09.03.2026 16:31
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At the rate they're going, my underpants will around long after they're gone...
09.03.2026 16:29
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That explains why they started 3 weeks early...
09.03.2026 16:26
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Aww, look at him there...
With all his friends
09.03.2026 15:45
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"He was talking when he should have been listening" 😂
09.03.2026 00:42
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Many times a man's mouth has broken his nose ~Irish proverb
09.03.2026 00:40
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Yes, that is the "Great Commandment" he gave to his followers!!
Also; Yeshua was a refugee in
Egypt...
You yourself sent Prophets to help a widow in Sidon and a Syrian soldier rather than Israelites
..."I was a stranger and you took me in" was famously said by Yeshua
08.03.2026 23:29
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08.03.2026 22:28
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I don't believe he's dead...
08.03.2026 22:23
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There was an International Woman's Day conference near us...
My wife was going to attend
...but she couldn't get a parking space
08.03.2026 22:21
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I don't trust the dishwasher...
Best to make mac & cheese in the tumble dryer
10.03.2026 03:08
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You should try using the oven next time....
10.03.2026 03:07
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Yes..
But apparently, you're using it to argue with Karens
Unless you got kicked from a private family group
..in which case it isn't really working out for you 😂
08.03.2026 17:51
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