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Hare Lockwood

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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social ๐Ÿ“ Writer for @thedailytism.com https://linktr.ee/harelockwood

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Five good things:
1. Went back to the gym after a week of illness. (I have missed it.)
2. Figured out something extremely cool & nerdy at my day job.
3. Macaroni cheese supper.
4. Set up a convoluted joke just to irritate a friend.
5. My TM rewatch just reached the password task of TM Australia.

06.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh thank god, i'm free

(Score: 1980 Mistakes: 1412)

06.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WhatsApp, in all caps: "You can't ignore my puns"
"The fuck I can"

WhatsApp, in all caps: "You can't ignore my puns" "The fuck I can"

All going well at @coherentcomedy.bsky.social HQ.

06.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to rewatch the entire first series after a particular moment in this week's episode of #ThePitt.

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

06.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ I'm so sorry that you know this feeling.

06.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‰

06.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssss

06.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are so absurdly glam and beautiful. Love you, pal xx

06.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ BEST

06.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like both of our Different but Equally Vague and Secret Things are prime examples of how far we've come. ๐Ÿ’œ "I just need to be silly!" is such a good, freeing realisation.

06.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am SO PROUD of you, my excellent friend. You are soaring. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo, 'confidence to take up space', yes!

06.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you go to Settings > System > Sound, there might be an option under output called "Choose where to play sound".

06.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is Brad Pitt from Herefordshire? Because if so, that all checks out.

06.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was the best of times
it was the plupst of times

06.03.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arghhhh nooooo

06.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MNDI
NDIM
DNIM
IMND

The mind boggles.

06.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for FUCK'S SAKE, FRIZ.

06.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, I wish I could tell my mum about all the cool stuff I'm doing now. It was all triggered by the 'fuck it, I'm just doing the scary thing' emotions from her death, though.

Mum I'm a writer. Mum, that woman from that film you love thought something I wrote was funny. Mum. Mum, be proud of me.

06.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out, this is the only Firefly reboot reaction post that you need.

06.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dreamt of a chorus line of tap-dancing Taskmaster's Assistants from around the world and am very sad it wasn't real.

06.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had to watch a lot of generic 'come to [x] university!' videos this week and it sounds like the music from literally ALL of them.

05.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOLY CRAP

05.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignacio Pantaloon! ๐Ÿ™Œ

05.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Join us! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅฐ

05.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT ๐Ÿ˜ oh my gosh

05.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0