Someone just leaned out of a car and asked me for directions! Like in the 90s!
07.03.2026 14:22
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you asked for textWhich typeface is the most likely to commit a murder?
“ai” responded
That's a great question! One would think sans-serif fonts, like Comic Sans, are the most prone to crazy behaviour, but the only actual recorded murder by a font was Wingdings, in California in 1908
10,000 points to this person. I love it.
07.03.2026 14:16
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Obsessed
07.03.2026 12:08
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Typical, here's me thinking I'm going to have a quiet weekend and then my great grandmother's amulet starts glowing.
07.03.2026 11:17
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We're not getting into this discussion again. You and sweet potatoes.
07.03.2026 11:16
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I was only a couple of years older than them; I grew up an hour's drive away. It was pretty much all that was on the local news for months and months.
07.03.2026 11:09
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Good.
07.03.2026 11:02
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Five good things:
1. Went back to the gym after a week of illness. (I have missed it.)
2. Figured out something extremely cool & nerdy at my day job.
3. Macaroni cheese supper.
4. Set up a convoluted joke just to irritate a friend.
5. My TM rewatch just reached the password task of TM Australia.
06.03.2026 22:45
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oh thank god, i'm free
(Score: 1980 Mistakes: 1412)
06.03.2026 22:34
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WhatsApp, in all caps: "You can't ignore my puns"
"The fuck I can"
All going well at @coherentcomedy.bsky.social HQ.
06.03.2026 19:21
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I need to rewatch the entire first series after a particular moment in this week's episode of #ThePitt.
06.03.2026 19:19
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Happy birthday!
06.03.2026 19:18
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💜🫂 I'm so sorry that you know this feeling.
06.03.2026 17:14
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Happy birthday! 🎂🎈🐉
06.03.2026 16:36
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Yessssss
06.03.2026 16:17
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You are so absurdly glam and beautiful. Love you, pal xx
06.03.2026 16:17
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🥰 BEST
06.03.2026 15:04
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I feel like both of our Different but Equally Vague and Secret Things are prime examples of how far we've come. 💜 "I just need to be silly!" is such a good, freeing realisation.
06.03.2026 15:03
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I am SO PROUD of you, my excellent friend. You are soaring. 🙌💜
06.03.2026 14:58
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Ooo, 'confidence to take up space', yes!
06.03.2026 14:57
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When you go to Settings > System > Sound, there might be an option under output called "Choose where to play sound".
06.03.2026 14:20
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Is Brad Pitt from Herefordshire? Because if so, that all checks out.
06.03.2026 13:07
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👀
06.03.2026 13:07
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it was the best of times
it was the plupst of times
06.03.2026 11:41
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Arghhhh nooooo
06.03.2026 10:47
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MNDI
NDIM
DNIM
IMND
The mind boggles.
06.03.2026 09:24
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for FUCK'S SAKE, FRIZ.
06.03.2026 09:24
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💜
06.03.2026 09:22
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😭💜
06.03.2026 09:01
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Man, I wish I could tell my mum about all the cool stuff I'm doing now. It was all triggered by the 'fuck it, I'm just doing the scary thing' emotions from her death, though.
Mum I'm a writer. Mum, that woman from that film you love thought something I wrote was funny. Mum. Mum, be proud of me.
06.03.2026 08:56
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