Any Democrat voting considering a vote in favor of funding this is far worse than the Christian-nationalist Republicans cheering it on.
At least we know what kind of depravity to expect from MAGA. That doesn't mean we have to pay the bill and cover for their mistakes though.
06.03.2026 06:40
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Oh, I wouldn't trust my life to any of it. Annoying an attacker by shooting them with paint balls is a recipe for disaster. I was just a highlighting a comedic (albiet expensive) prop.
05.03.2026 20:35
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Apparently, they carry these at the Big 5 though. π« I remember seeing a billboard for them in the Valley a few years ago and thinking how crazy it sounded.
05.03.2026 16:52
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'I think he's insane, but I'm hoping to use that to advance my one weird idea,' is a primary reason Democrats holding a majority in Congress still won't be enough to save us.
05.03.2026 16:16
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'Future' was a pretty ambitious title for a company hell-bent on aiding the destruction of humanity.
05.03.2026 16:05
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Every time I find out we're boycotting something new, I think about how I started boycotting the FBI a year ago and haven't had income for the last six months.
Who else should I stop giving my non-existent disposable income?
Target? ChatGPT? Easy. Add them to the list.
05.03.2026 15:36
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As a child, I was often told, "get your nose out of those books and go outside." We lived out in the country, so I eventually learned to just take my book out into the woods where I could climb a tree and read in peace.
I still think about this anytime someone rants about "screentime."
04.03.2026 09:20
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The most hilarious course of action here is the Kurds take the weapons and promptly move on Jolani in Syria.πΏ
04.03.2026 09:02
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Make it cute! This is legitimately good advice. We need more privacy tools that give 'kittens pouncing on fascists.'
04.03.2026 08:55
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The FBI Is Using AI to Hack Targets
AI is a βgame changerβ for what the FBI calls remote access operations, an FBI official said in response to a 404 Media question on Tuesday.
New from 404 Media: the FBI is using AI to hack targets. FBI official was talking about "remote access operations," FBI's term for hacking. FBI said it's a "game changer". The comments were unusually candid about FBI's very secretive hacking operations. www.404media.co/the-fbi-is-u...
03.03.2026 19:59
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We are the bad guys...
βPresident Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earthβ.
03.03.2026 16:16
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Hey! This guy gets it!
01.03.2026 05:33
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I think it's both (lying idiots).
27.02.2026 22:19
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Between this and the DoD shooting down a CBP drone causing the FAA to shutdown airspace over El Paso, it's probably a good thing Anthropic said no to allowing their toy robot to power Skynet.
27.02.2026 22:16
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Cue the Real American Heroes theme song!
27.02.2026 22:06
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All done. They briefly loitered near the Channel Islands before doing a few touch-and-goes, then landing at NAS Pt. Mugu
26.02.2026 20:16
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Interesting to see an E2 Hawkeye flying at about 1000 feet over West Los Angeles today. I was pretty slow to get my phone out,but pic for proof.
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26.02.2026 19:28
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Why stop at impeachment? Kash Patel's handling of the FBI's response to the Epstein Files Transparency Act is justification for inherent contempt. Congress shouldn't just fire him and let him go back to podcasting with Bongino. They should hold him accountable now.
26.02.2026 18:16
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If I could make one request, it would be that we stop letting the administration get away with the idea that this is retribution. It's vengeance. Vengeance is worse.
Retribution implies justice is the goal. Vengeance is about personal vendettas. Trump is about personal vendettas.
26.02.2026 18:16
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In case it's not clear. This is how they plan to prevent transgender people from voting.
26.02.2026 15:15
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Perhaps this is the answer for what to do with all of the illegally collected tariffs?
26.02.2026 15:11
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Spoiler: They are.
26.02.2026 15:09
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He fires people when he gets embarrassed. It's his coping mechanism.
26.02.2026 05:44
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Do you think he's upset the entire FBI talking about what a disgrace he was after his locker room party? It kind of seems like every time he embarrasses himself he goes on firing sprees to restore his ego.
26.02.2026 05:12
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Forking Off
A podcast by former feds who got the fork out of government service.
We're just a boy and a girl, standing outside America's window holding up a boombox saying, "Pick Liberty. Choose Justice. Love Democracy."
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25.02.2026 01:20
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Maybe start with the Attorney General and FBI Director who have ignored their obligations under the Epstein Files Transparency Act? The FBI's fuel budget would appreciate the break.
25.02.2026 00:50
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While awake
24.02.2026 21:53
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"If the FBI can figure out who was among the crowd of thousands of people that stormed the Capitol behind masks on January 6th, certainly the US Congress can have a commission to figure out which federal employee was behind the mask in each ICE abuse incident." @dantully.bsky.social
24.02.2026 19:07
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No shit! The fight over Gaza is what cost Americans their democracy in 2024. The fact is any stance Kamala took would have been better than what Trump has done since. Don't let this distract you from the real issues facing Americans going into the midterms. Focus on restoring accountability.
24.02.2026 15:40
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I also don't want Trump as President, but do we really want to start going down the roster that eventually includes a former professional wrestling exec?
23.02.2026 15:54
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