t*rner

scrolled till i found birth of a nation, omfg

person holding a crocheted square with a goldenrod sunburst in the middle and a sky blue exterior. a stack of crochet squares with a yellow moon design sits in the background.

i’m making a baby sized blanket so i’m finished with my moon squares. finished my first square of the next pattern, a sunburst!

kinda biffed my stitch count somehow so it’s not perfect (one of the sunburst arms is split), but always good to figure out where i’ve gone wrong

love to come home from the bar, put on my big tshirt, and lay on the couch with my lover long after my bedtime

the dj at this bar was playing bad bunny but has now played 3 taylor swift songs back to back. somehow it feels kind of like a hate crime

thankfully i didn’t need to 🙏🏼

they GOTTA be using the pink toner they used on margot robbie’s blonde for the barbie movie

plans got bumped to 8:30 but i realized the late time means there’s gonna be zero traffic. things are looking up

agreeing to plans that START at 8pm in long beach even though i live in south pasadena… maybe i’ll be there, maybe i’ll kill myself!

limp hands gotta be TOP of my handshake icks!!!

chosen!!!!!! best feeling in the world

first on the left vs second on the right. I forgot how fun it is to see yourself progressively improve at a new skill

watch out, babies in my life. y’all are getting blanketed

crocheted my first granny square in literally 20 years!

aka had to re-teach myself every stitch on this square. doesn’t look too bad :) feeling psyched!!

Very true! I also decided that I actually don’t need to know The News the same hour that it happens, which does seem a bit tremulous of a position to take with all the fascism going on, but the upside is that I want to die a lot less!

positioned an armchair to catch the morning sun so my pre-work ritual has been set for the next couple months (or till I get bored of it)

strangely i also feel stupider because so many things happened and i don’t know anything that’s going on. so, choose wisely

i deleted instagram from my phone a week ago and yeah, i do feel better!

fit check if anyone cares!!!!

finally got my hands on some biblically accurate illuminati

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

truest skeet ever squoted omg

have cycled through episodes of Frieren, Sopranos, and 30 Rock in an effort to not move a muscle

cooling unit in the apt has never worked so it’s 90° in february outside and 98° inside

ok he just walked out of the kitchen, all Handsome and everything, and handed me a smoothie. gorgeous gorgeous world

i don’t want to ask AI, i want to ask my beautiful boyfriend !

today’s cat tax

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

incredible book!! have been collecting le carré novels at used bookstores like infinity stones since i read it. and at some point i’ll be a smiley completionist

i’m a longtime fennell hater but this is my first time watching one of her films. unfortunately i didn’t find much to like!! (i didn’t like the actual book either, not that there was much of that involved)