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@turnerfofurner

recovering extremely online individual. cat parent. lifelong fantasy enjoyer.

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paper box in the shape and style of a butter stick with blue writing, a set of butter-yellow colored tabletop dice with blue numbering on the die faces

paper box in the shape and style of a butter stick with blue writing, a set of butter-yellow colored tabletop dice with blue numbering on the die faces

ordered a “butter” dice set a while ago and they just came, they’re so cute 🥰 🧈💙

09.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you would not believe how many emails I read a day that are 100% written by ai, complete with “[insert information]” and no actual details about their issue

09.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a miracle these people can even write a prompt for an LLM to write the email for them

09.03.2026 18:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As someone who communicates a lot with students, I think there need to be mandatory “How to write an email” lessons for everyone under the age of 22. Y’all do NOT know what crimes they are committing against the written word

09.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

scrolled till i found birth of a nation, omfg

09.03.2026 05:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
person holding a crocheted square with a goldenrod sunburst in the middle and a sky blue exterior. a stack of crochet squares with a yellow moon design sits in the background.

person holding a crocheted square with a goldenrod sunburst in the middle and a sky blue exterior. a stack of crochet squares with a yellow moon design sits in the background.

i’m making a baby sized blanket so i’m finished with my moon squares. finished my first square of the next pattern, a sunburst!

kinda biffed my stitch count somehow so it’s not perfect (one of the sunburst arms is split), but always good to figure out where i’ve gone wrong

08.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love to come home from the bar, put on my big tshirt, and lay on the couch with my lover long after my bedtime

08.03.2026 07:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the dj at this bar was playing bad bunny but has now played 3 taylor swift songs back to back. somehow it feels kind of like a hate crime

08.03.2026 05:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thankfully i didn’t need to 🙏🏼

08.03.2026 05:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they GOTTA be using the pink toner they used on margot robbie’s blonde for the barbie movie

08.03.2026 03:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

plans got bumped to 8:30 but i realized the late time means there’s gonna be zero traffic. things are looking up

08.03.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

agreeing to plans that START at 8pm in long beach even though i live in south pasadena… maybe i’ll be there, maybe i’ll kill myself!

07.03.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

limp hands gotta be TOP of my handshake icks!!!

06.03.2026 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chosen!!!!!! best feeling in the world

05.03.2026 15:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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first on the left vs second on the right. I forgot how fun it is to see yourself progressively improve at a new skill

04.03.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

watch out, babies in my life. y’all are getting blanketed

03.03.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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crocheted my first granny square in literally 20 years!

aka had to re-teach myself every stitch on this square. doesn’t look too bad :) feeling psyched!!

03.03.2026 23:08 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Very true! I also decided that I actually don’t need to know The News the same hour that it happens, which does seem a bit tremulous of a position to take with all the fascism going on, but the upside is that I want to die a lot less!

03.03.2026 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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positioned an armchair to catch the morning sun so my pre-work ritual has been set for the next couple months (or till I get bored of it)

03.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

strangely i also feel stupider because so many things happened and i don’t know anything that’s going on. so, choose wisely

03.03.2026 06:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i deleted instagram from my phone a week ago and yeah, i do feel better!

03.03.2026 06:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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fit check if anyone cares!!!!

02.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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finally got my hands on some biblically accurate illuminati

02.03.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 👍 7179 🔁 1655 💬 2 📌 71
01.03.2026 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

truest skeet ever squoted omg

01.03.2026 06:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have cycled through episodes of Frieren, Sopranos, and 30 Rock in an effort to not move a muscle

28.02.2026 05:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cooling unit in the apt has never worked so it’s 90° in february outside and 98° inside

28.02.2026 05:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok he just walked out of the kitchen, all Handsome and everything, and handed me a smoothie. gorgeous gorgeous world

28.02.2026 00:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don’t want to ask AI, i want to ask my beautiful boyfriend !

28.02.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0