Christopher Jones

Kristi Noem has gone to live on a farm upstate where she can play with other former Directors of Homeland Security and be happy.

I'm old enough to remember watching the original #BattlestarGalactica and scenes of Cmdr. Adama entering his log using voice dictation. Now I want to add moments where there are all kinds of errors in the text with homonyms or the computer simply having this hurt him, and Adama getting frustrated.

You look very cute. Now you just need some kind of programmable LED mask so that you could at a moment's notice have puckered lips, vampire fangs, whatever you need. :-)

Okay, the mystery deepens. The photo in my original post was from the second ever episode of the Jeremy Brett Holmes series "The Dancing Men." But two episodes later I discovered that the bad kerning had been fixed, and in fact as far as I can tell "Dancing Men" is the only episode where it occurs.

I am delighted to discover that #SherlockHolmes featuring the magnificent #JeremyBrett is available to stream on Tubi in beautifully restored condition, but who the heck did the original type setting for these opening credits and is responsible for the horrible kerning on poor #DavidBurke's name?

Annie and Dog are on the move as the climax to Escape from Skull Island approaches! #SkullIsland #KingKong #Monsterverse

Just a giant ape with a flaming sword. Nothing to see here. Move along...

#SkullIsland #KingKong #Monsterverse

Preview of Escape From Skull Island #2

Written By: Simon Furman
Art By: @christopherjonesart.com
Release: March 11, 2026

Yuggoth is on the move in the concluding issue of #SkullIsland from Titan Comics and the Legendary Monsterverse!

#KingKong
#LegendaryStudios
#TitanComics
#Monsterverse
#ComicBookArt

Based on recent seasons of #DoctorWho, I assume when they eventually bring Susan back will get a few fleeting moments of Carol Ann Ford in the role before Susan is transformed into a giant CGI monster.

If you think you can smell burning toast, it's important that you ask yourself "could I be having a stroke?" But it's also important that you ask "Was I just making toast? Am I burning the toast?"

Boys, boys... Can't you solve your differences with words? What's that? You can't talk? *Sigh." As you were...
#SkullIsland
#KingKong

I imagine that FIFA Peace Prize committee must be feeling pretty silly right about now...

As evidence of how much I'm *not* a gamer, I just realized the trailers I've been seeing for Mortal Kombat 2 and the new Street Fighter movie were for two different movies.

"WINNERS NEVER QUIT" is not a good slogan when you're trying to stop smoking.

So now we not only get to have our cake and eat it too with Terry Farrell as Jadzia and Nicole de Boer as Ezri Dax, but we have the fun of watching Worf try to figure out which one he's married to.

Supposedly a Trill host cannot survive the removal of a symbiont, but that isn't allowing for the intervention of medical genius Julian Bashir. He brilliantly finds a way to save the life of Jadzia, who now has to discover who she is as an individual post joining without Dax.

Looking forward to the weekend? Spare a thought for #KingKong. He never gets any days off. #SkullIsland

In the tradition of #Godzilla minus One and Godzilla Minus Zero, comes the latest reimagined story of a classic Kaiju: The Square Root of Baragon.

For the record:
"You got to be f****** kidding."
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this f****** couch!"
"Yeah, well f*** you too!"

My three favorite lines of dialogue from #JohnCarpenter's #TheThing all contain F-bombs, and all seem completely meaningless out of context. And that seems oddly appropriate.

14 years later and we still haven't gotten a sequel to the absolute banger that was #Dredd. We should have had a film trilogy and be on to the prestige TV series by now.

So now I do we get to have our cake and eat it too with Terry Farrell as Jadzia and Nicole de Boer as Ezri Dax, but we have the fun of watching Worf try to figure out which one he's married to.

Some medical emergency forces them to remove the Dax symbiont from Jadzia and place it in a new host. Introduce Ezri Dax. A perfectly good character and find addition to the series. No major changes needed there. But Jadzia doesn't have to die.

I hate the behind the scenes developments that led to #TerryFarrell being forced out of #DS9 before season 7, but I don't feel we would have fully explored the concept of a Trill without exploring that transition to a new host for Dax. I know how I would have *liked* to see things play out.

Hey, show of hands. Looking at it with sober eyes, who thinks Johnny and Baby's relationship was going to last the year? #DirtyDancing

Sometimes I think these wretched things just sitting and saying "Pain... Pain... Pain..." Is the most identifiable thing in the history of #DoctorWho.

My crush on Kate McKinnon is a prime example of how many layers of unattainability my subconscious factors in when deciding who I'm going to be attracted to.

It's not even safe to work at the observatory in #GothamCity. Masked thugs everywhere...
#YoungJustice

The expression "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" is in direct contradiction with the story of the Trojan horse.