Will Harris

"The only ones who need to be worried right now is the Iranians who think they're gonna live"

-Pete Hegseth, Very Normal Guy

Timeline cleanse.

Ian McNabb 'If It Wasn't For The Music' (2025) YouTube video by Ian McNabb

One of the most underrated singer/songwriters of his generation. Not that there's anything wrong with being the guy who gave us The Icicle Works, "Whisper to a Scream," but his solo stuff is just so great and really deserves to have a higher profile. #IanMcNabb

youtu.be/Idq9EskWEBM?...

Kamala Harris dropped an "unburdened by what has been" at Jesse Jackson's eulogy

Oil prices are up ~35% this week after Trump started his war on Iran.

This is the highest level since 2023.

Last week Trump bragged at the State of the Union about bringing oil prices down. They are now soaring.

Why does he have to be so fucking hateful?!

That is some next-level nonsense right there.

Also, may I just add that it is definitely not great for my concentration when I'm supposed to be writing...but I'm pushing through as best I can!

And she's contacted the transportation department, so they know what bus it was on. So we are hopeful for a happy ending. But this is definitely one of the moments where - as proud as we are of her for being a self-sufficient young woman - it really fucking sucks to be so many miles away from her...

Oh, this has been a day already. Child called us sobbing from Stockholm because she accidentally left her tote bag on the bus. Thank God she had her license, passport, and CashApp card on her, and she's got an AirTag on it, so she's pretty confident that it's still on the bus. (It keeps moving.)

Loctite Super Glue Super Bowl Commercial USA Today Vote: 4.63 YouTube video by Aashvi Disney

During his appearance on Kimmel last night, Chris Fleming referenced having been in a Super Bowl commercial for glue that was directed by Tim & Eric, so I had to find it. This video shows the commercial three times and a row, and now I'll never get the jingle out of my head. youtu.be/F6528XNrVHU?...

Art of the Deal

The ayatollahs could issue the funniest statement ever today:

"Wait. He just appointed the second-most deadbrained Senator to head homeland security and he gave the dog-shooting Barbie some made-up job defending the Western Hemisphere. And now he wants to name our Supreme Leader? The fuck you say."

It’s a TV series.

So we’re like Germany in 1939. But we’re going to wait longer to violate the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact after invading Poland. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Well, that’s her sorted, then.

You can trust him: he’s a doctor.

This comes one week after Laura Loomer met with Trump and showed him clips of Tucker trashing him.

Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave DHS with Kristi Noem, according to Fox News' Jacqui Heinrich.

A Whte House source also says that "t was a combination of her many unfortunate leadership failures. From MN to the ad campaign to the allegations of an affair."

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

“You’re a U.S. senator!”

Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽

This should go great

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

Trump has launched a war in the Middle East without a plan, without a strategy, and without any clear idea about where it leads or how it ends.

He has no clue what he’s doing in Iran. [Cartoon by Brendan Loper]

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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Child having a Norwegian beer in a punk bar in Oslo, as one does.

You have to give him some credit for choosing an even bigger idiot this time.

How terribly sad…

Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) - More than 20 states sue over new global tariffs Trump imposed after Supreme Court loss.

JACOBS: Are we at war with Iran?

COLBY: We're in a military action

JACOBS: Yesterday, Trump said 'we're doing very well on the war front' and previously he said, 'we should expect casualties because that often happens in war.' So is he wrong?

COLBY: I'm not the right person to weigh in