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Potter, Cook, Kubernetes geek. Mostly on Mastodon (https://m6n.io/@fuzzychef) but I use this account too.

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Few things make one feel older than needing to web search the meaning of new slang.

07.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hettie Dombrovskaya on stage at SCaLE 23x

Hettie Dombrovskaya on stage at SCaLE 23x

Hettie Dombrovskaya "PostgreSQL and Academia: Establishing Partnership"
at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social

Livestream πŸ‘‰ www.youtube.com/live/yu1bCao...

#PostgreSQL #Postgres #Academia #OpenSource #SCaLE23x #Database

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tejano music!

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump To Americans: β€˜You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTONβ€”Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

β€œYou may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2003 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 13
Mickael Alliel at the podium

Mickael Alliel at the podium

You still have time for Mickael Alliel to teach you how to fail with #Kubernetes in Ballroom A at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social

#CloudNativeDayLA

07.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Six years ago
had I known
what was about to happen
I would have looked around
so I could appreciate
(all things considered)
how good I had it.

Six years from now
I just hope
that I do not find myself
looking back at today
and (all things considered)
thinking the same thing.

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

"My machine will call your machine, they'll do lunch"

--Weird Al

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She forgot about that part.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Oil painting of a giant robot devouring a human, done in the style of Goya's "Saturn devouring his children".

"Feed it" by Marco Melgrati

Oil painting of a giant robot devouring a human, done in the style of Goya's "Saturn devouring his children". "Feed it" by Marco Melgrati

Feed It by Marco Melgrati

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Capture the Flag | SCALE The Southern California Linux Expo (SCALE) is North America’s largest community-run open source conference.

At @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social ? Consider participating in the Capture The Flag competition tommorrow!

www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/sp...

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I go to SCALE, it’s such a throw back for me. Baby Karen used to hang out in this area ALL the time. I even graduated high school at the Pasadena Civic Center πŸ™ƒ so weird when my adult and childhood life merge

06.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rogan Calls Trans People β€œPerverts,” Spreads School Shooting Lies On Show This week, on The Joe Rogan Experience: Steve-O and more anti-trans hate.

1. Yesterday, Joe Rogan called transgender people perverts and school shooters to his audience of tens of millions of people.

It was his most overt display of transphobia yet.

Democrats wanted to court this man and his listeners.

The latest from our journalist, S. Baum.

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1797 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 55
Joshua Lee at the podium

Joshua Lee at the podium

Joshua Lee is going to tell us where to store our #observability data in Ballroom A of the #CloudNativeDayLA track at @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10/ Seven northern elephant seal pups at AΓ±o Nuevo State Park tested positive for H5N1, with 30 more presumed dead. This is the first time H5N1 has been detected in marine mammals in California. Human risk is low, but avoid contact with wildlife and observe from a distance.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

9/ The Shasta County measles outbreak is ongoing. There have been 9 local measles cases and 21 statewide so far in 2026. This is the first outbreak we've seen in six years. The takeaway is unchanged: make sure you (and your kids) are up to date on MMRβ€”outbreaks thrive in pockets of low immunity.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3/ To understand why cuts carry "irreparable harm” let’s look at what these programs actually do HIV control relies on two main pathways:
πŸ”Ή Preventing infections through condoms, education, and PrEP
πŸ”ΉTreating infections so people stay healthy and don’t transmit the virus

Cuts threaten both.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2/ Federal cuts are targeting California HIV programs. In early February, $600 million in CDC grants for HIV prevention, care, and surveillance were rescinded, which mostly hit Democrat-led states like CA, CO, IL, MN. California sued and a federal judge temporarily halted the cuts.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Maya Singh at the podium

Maya Singh at the podium

Maya Singh of Inspektor Gadget project explains "Conversational Troubleshooting" in Ballroom B at @socallinuxexpo #CloudNativeDayLA

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Guinivere Saenger starting her talk on Developer Platforms.

Guinivere Saenger starting her talk on Developer Platforms.

Kicking off the #PlatformEngineering room for the #CloudNativeDayLA track at @socallinuxexpo with @gsaenger explaining what a Developer Platform is and how to choose one.

Ballroom B, join us!

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ain't got noembody
Noembody cares for me
Noembody
Noembody

I'm so sad and lonely
Won't some Lewandowski
Come take a chance with me
'Cause I ain't so bad

05.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 827 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 3
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The XZ Utils aftermath: Inside the mission to stop the next global backdoor before it starts Learn how Commonhaus Foundation protects solo open source maintainers from burnout and security risks like XZ Utils through low-touch, agile governance.

Learn how Commonhaus Foundation protects solo open source maintainers from burnout and security risks like XZ Utils through low-touch, agile governance.

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Murder by Memory "Narrator [Blair] Baker keeps this novel's tone firmly cozy..." β€” Library Journal Becky Chambers meets Miss Marple in this sci-fi ode to the cozy mystery, ...

Something I’m still excited to get to say: Murder by Memory, the first Dorothy Gentleman novella, is eligible for the Hugos! Nominate as your heart moves you, and you have until the end of March! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

05.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The LLMentalist Effect: how chat-based Large Language Models rep… The new era of tech seems to be built on superstitious behaviour

The Psychic's Con

softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llme...

05.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you want about seances, at least they involved artistry and a sense of awe

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Dooooooo iiiiiittttttt

05.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, pick up an infant that looks like a tiny old man!

05.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Can I use it to start the dishwasher?"
"No"
"Stop it?"
"No"
"Change the programmed cycle?"
"No"
"Check how long it has left?"
"Not as such"
"Troubleshoot?"
"HAHA, no"
"WTF does it do then?"
"Tell you if it's done washing."

05.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if this isn’t corruption in plain sight. If you don’t want consequences for breaking the law, then don’t break the law.

The Justice Department is now attempting to step into disciplinary cases being handled by state bar associations against its own attorneys.

04.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1206 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 14
Stock ticker for Cheniere Energy showing a sharp increase in the stock after the Feb. 27 initiation of the Iran conflict.

Stock ticker for Cheniere Energy showing a sharp increase in the stock after the Feb. 27 initiation of the Iran conflict.

This is the largest liquid natural gas company in the US.

It's CEO was at the Mar-a-Lago fundraiser where candidate Trump asked oil & gas execs for $1 billion. They gave $250K to a Trump-affiliated PAC in 2024.

Notice anything?

04.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just that -- it's also part of the base of his power. The way he drove the "RINOs" out of the party was through his "power of primarying"; if his endorsement is no longer a winning ticket, he's going to get more defiance in Congress by his own party members.

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0