I can’t get anything accomplished and I don’t drink. I don’t understand how people can be successful and have drinking problems. I can barely take a weekend off from work, how the fuck do people go to rehab and still have careers? Good for them, but what the fuck is wrong with me? (Rhetorical)
I like the simplicity of this new line of Uncrustables with double the protein of a standard Uncrustable and all they had to do was put twice as much peanut butter on there. Respect.
Dude has sociopath eyes
most of the music i listen to was made by people who sound like they don't know how to play their instruments and has production value that sounds like it was recorded inside of a toilet
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, this is a good fucking cover! No guitar, just bass, keys, sax, drums, and the vocalist who sings with his whole fucking soul
youtu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE
I think the first thing that really radicalized me was when our school superintendent left for a better paying job when I was in elementary school. I didn’t know what it meant but I knew that money was more valued than community and stability.
Beautiful pages. There’s at least two panels where I feel like Clark and Peter are about to kiss and this is the Spider-Man/Superman story we need in 2026
Oh my fucking God! Can no podcast just talk about the subject in the title?
I say “kinda friend” because I can’t be good friends with someone who defends concert talking
I have a kinda friend who once tried to defend himself in a story about getting shushed for talking at a concert. He tried to make a case for talking during a concert because he paid for the ticket and he can do what he wants. This is the same energy I think of when I see dudes proud to use AI
I love feeling the omnipresent stress of regular working class consumer debt while also reading headlines like $14 Billion Missile Accidentally Destroys $11 Trillion Truck and Fitness Influencer Rakes in $2 Million Monthly Selling Frowns on OnlyFrowns
I’m pissed at PayPal and my bank so can we go cash only on everything? Or maybe trade shiny pebbles and spices?
Claude quiet quits
Will do
Oh damn, that’s gonna be a big shadow
Yeah, I wish the media wouldn’t run with the “consensual love affair” rhetoric
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
I still don’t know that much about shadow work so I don’t know if that joke is accurate at all
What the fuck is the shadow self? That sounds like a successful, happy version of me. Fuck that guy.
I once spent 4 hours on hold with a mental health crisis hotline. At some point I should have hung up but it makes for a very awkward/real thing to say in a comedy show and sometimes we do things for the art
My PTSD has PTSD, I’m a shell of a human being in constant survival mode who figured out how to self-medicate enough that medical professionals think I’m doing alright. Thank you, weed!
More like 120 Day of No Thank You, am I right? This guy knows what I’m talking about.
The second half of the first trade paperback of The Invisibles features the Marquis de Sade as a character so I went down a rabbit hole learning about him and that was a terribly unpleasant experience
This cool as shit
Stop motion Barbie does “Rich Man’s Frug” by Warren Wright
From Bob Fosse’s 1969 Sweet Charity
youtu.be/DYYxY2yMVEE
Just watched Sweet Charity at a movie theater. Jesus Christ, that movie is long! But the highlights are worth it and the ending is very down-to-earth in a cartoonish way. Still super fucking long.
We need Borat to briefly appear just to drive the pronunciation MarkWAYYYNNE* into our collective consciousness.
*same syllable stress as “My wife!”
We need Borat to briefly appear just to drive the pronunciation MarkWAYYYNNE* into our collective consciousness.
*same syllable stress as “My wife!”
There is a left-handed guitar store in Houston (cool but they’re vocally pro-2A so, meh). Do they have scouts picking up guitars so they can have a monopoly?
There is a conspiracy afoot in San Antonio: someone keeps buying up all the left handed guitars. There used to be at least one or two in a shop but now it’s consistently zero. And if I happen to see them someone they’re gone a week later.
