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Kelli Parker

@kelliparker.com

Indoorsy, Champagne enthusiast, mama, wife, loyal friend to a fortunate few. AFOL. Multi-passionate creative type with approximate knowledge of many things. I'm not mean, I'm direct.

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I continue to wonder when Americans will decide enough is enough. As Frederick Douglass reminds us:

“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”

04.11.2025 04:11 👍 11239 🔁 3487 💬 380 📌 140

@rude1.blacksky.team I created a Blacksky account. Is there a way to merge it with this one so I can abandon the butterfly? 🙏

09.10.2025 08:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Part of the mental challenge of this moment is having to keep in your mind both that these men are pathetic clowns utterly devoid of intellect and worthy of derisive laughter AND the moment is deadly serious and will have terrible consequences.

30.09.2025 16:47 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
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20.09.2025 20:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re using “kirked” now btw.

16.09.2025 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I want to be the ancestor they call upon when things go south."

Saw it on a meme with no credit. But. Yes.

13.09.2025 16:45 👍 132 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 1
An evening photo of a Hugo spritz on a green table with an ashtray and menus nearby

An evening photo of a Hugo spritz on a green table with an ashtray and menus nearby

Sitting outside on a lovely evening in Greece with even lovelier people, enjoying a spritz. #mylifeiadope

13.09.2025 17:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.

13.09.2025 17:03 👍 2112 🔁 165 💬 53 📌 15

Taxing the rich is good policy in more fairly asking those who have accumulated the most wealth from our society to pay more.

BUT an underappreciated additional benefit of taxing the rich is reducing the risk of an unaccountable wealthy class that evades basic societal rules.

09.09.2025 13:44 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27.08.2025 18:42 👍 20559 🔁 6670 💬 228 📌 180

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11.08.2025 11:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How does one get in on this?

07.08.2025 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?

The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”

07.08.2025 23:17 👍 5944 🔁 1315 💬 265 📌 53
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Motherfucking wind farms…

30.07.2025 17:02 👍 47117 🔁 17680 💬 1137 📌 2376

He’s giving IDGAF vibes. Thankfully, it’s a short flight.

16.07.2025 12:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On a plane in a window seat. The man in the middle has A LOT of hair on his arms and it keeps tickling my elbow. I’m not even touching the middle armrest. 😭 I’m not cold but I’m putting on my jacket and pressing myself against the window to get away from the hair.

16.07.2025 11:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where can I get one? 💸

15.07.2025 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Photo a quilt top with rainbow colors in geometric patterns.

Photo a quilt top with rainbow colors in geometric patterns.

I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky

15.07.2025 22:18 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
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My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife

14.07.2025 09:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This week, I spent time with family, got a gold grill at a sketchy flea market, saw Beyonce in Atlanta, laughed until my sides hurt, hugged my kid a lot, got love from colleagues at work, and I’m having a special dinner with my husband later. #MyLifeIsDopeAndIDoDopeShit

12.07.2025 23:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You definitely can. I swim with mine all the time.

22.06.2025 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two photos of a couple take in the same place 20 years apart.

Two photos of a couple take in the same place 20 years apart.

Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope

14.06.2025 16:52 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just Kids by the Toboni Sisters

08.06.2025 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a dark movie theater with advocate and writer Kelli Parker on the screen during the world premiere of Just Kids at the Tribeca Film Festival 2025.

A photo of a dark movie theater with advocate and writer Kelli Parker on the screen during the world premiere of Just Kids at the Tribeca Film Festival 2025.

Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky

08.06.2025 04:25 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The more you know. 🌠

26.05.2025 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zendaya did it better. 😬

06.05.2025 01:44 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve reached the age where I only know a handful of people I see on the #MetGala red carpet. 👵🏽

06.05.2025 01:18 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Is it me or does he look like a Superfine Prince Ali/Aladdin?

06.05.2025 01:09 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@andylippitt.bsky.social

25.04.2025 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0