every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going “ganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop”
State of the Union Fact Check: Nope, none so far
All I know is he better stay out of Philly
Go to Fox News dot com to see (or not see) for yourself
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
You have to.
Just noticed this, weird
The Daily Show’s Statement Regarding New Pentagon Press Restrictions
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
Trump cut $267 million from national parks just to get back $90 million? Nick Offerman's no mathematician, but...
I Really Like Slop by Mo Willems
Getting my kids ready for AI!
White wine was seen coming out of the White House chimney
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME, Nat Cassidy: This is a balls-to-the-wall horror novel which I defy you to put down...it's that good. Published later this month. You might want to get your claws into this one.
Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
“Wrap it up already.” — Adrien Brody
Probably didn't help that DOGE fired America's goalie 10 minutes into overtime.
Mike Pence texting JD Vance today
Pete Hegseth can't believe these kids today
“I’ll be best”
Look upon our works ye mighty, and follow!
Jumping on Bluesky because Nude Africa is down for server maintenance
Daily Mail really trying to get us back into the office
me watching the Starfield gameplay video
Even superheroes getting priced out of Manhattan
Prophecy states the curse of orange sky shall not be lifted until a Canadian team lifts the Stanley Cup.
