Johnny Cache

..’cognitive dissonance requires cognition’.

Something I wish I appreciated much earlier in my life.

Covid 2025 vaccine dated 2025-10-11

A personal first! Crossing state lines for medical procedure. 👀

Serial spyware founder Scott Zuckerman wants the FTC to unban him from the surveillance industry | TechCrunch The spyware maker was banned from the surveillance industry in 2021, but was caught flouting the ban less than a year later. Now the founder wants the ban lifted altogether.

Serial spyware founder Scott Zuckerman wants the FTC to unban him from the surveillance industry and I am going to need to grow more middle fingers in order to express how I feel about that: techcrunch.com/2025/07/21/s...

Fuck it. I was never going to bake that cake anyway. I'm just here for the icing.

U.S. intel vets helped crypto firm soar, unaware of infamous hacker behind it Employees said they weren’t told that the co-founder of Unciphered was Morgan Marquis-Boire, a once-celebrated spyware foe who was accused of sexual assault.

wapo.st/4kSoSaw

No good deed goes unpunished.

Yesterday I was informed in writing that unciphered.com no longer requires my services

Russ Vought calls that a two-fer.

This deputation allows them to carry weapons on federal property, and if granted full federal law enforcement authority, they would have the power to make arrests.

The U.S. Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security team, granting them specific rights and protections as federal law enforcement agents.

This is not normal! As if federal employees didn’t already feel threatened enough—sure, let the brown shirts have guns; that’ll certainly boost compliance.

📢 Media Mentions
🐠 They Cracked the Code to a USB Drive Worth $235M (Wired)
🐟 If you created a Bitcoin wallet before 2016… (Washington Post)
🐠 Randstorm: You Can’t Patch a House of Cards (Unciphered Blog)
👀 .. Plus more to come soon! (😂😳🤫)

📢 Media Mentions

🔹 They Cracked the Code to a USB Drive Worth $235M (Wired)

🔹 If you created a Bitcoin wallet before 2016… (Washington Post)

🔹 Randstorm: You Can’t Patch a House of Cards (Unciphered Blog)

More to come.. 👀

📡 About me:

• Graduate: Naval Postgraduate School (NPS) (2008)
• Author: Hacking Exposed: Wireless Vols I-III (McGraw-Hill)
• Operator: FBI – Remote Operations Unit (2008–2012)
• Director of Lab Operations: Unciphered (2022–2024 ish)