𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

Grandpa Simpson giving a boring lecture to Bart and his friends

"See, that's where everyone gets confused. ICP is a posse composed of insane clowns. If it was a posse chasing after insane clowns, that'd be a whole different thing."

Sounds like Quest in Birmingham has burned to the ground.

CBS is reporting that the DOJ is deleting thousands of Epstein files from public view.

Who do you bump?

Who’s on your Mt Rushmore of terrible sports takes? I’ve got Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Jim Rome and Clay Travis. Honorable mention: Rob Parker #nfl #nba #mlb #cfb

I would take Rome off there, only because Danny Kanell needs a spot on there.

@stoneycase.bsky.social You asked us who was on our Mt. Rushmore of bad sports takes — but you limited comments. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Or maybe he just got Shingles after one of RFK’s “cabinet chicken pox overnighters”

Awwwwww, shucks, ma’am.

(love you bunches)

The really great caramel pie, you could only make with the Eagle Brand Condensed Milk in the old-style can you could boil.

They redesigned the can so now you have to do it in a double boiler, and without the additional pressure it’s not the same.

Doobie Brothers: 🎶Without love, where would you be right now?🎶

Me: In the Bass boat I lost in the divorce.

Save for later…

Doesn’t have pronouns, but his verbs are “has” and “been”

@bracketdobber.net Just ripped someone in your comments who tried saying the SEC is just mediocre this year. 🤣

Rage Against the Commute by Isaac Pigott on Apple Music Playlist · 26 Songs

I’m looking for suggestions.

This is my Rage Against the Commute playlist.

Check it out, and if you think you know of a song or two that matches the vibe, I’d love to expand it a little.

Thanks!

Disappointed that I can find nothing at all for women’s gymnastics in the ESPN app.

Got there just in time. Hell of a defensive poke at the end

Happy to share this book cover illustration I did for Lori!

Watched a vid talking about "genAI tourism," & declaring it to have already peaked.

Basically, ppl piled into Sora & other apps, made their "Mickey Mouse snorting coke" or whatever 2-second clips, got their dopamine hit, & then.... lost interest.

Apparently, Sora has a 1%(!?) user retention rate.

Golly.

Now, every commercial, skit, or recorded demo of someone giving an Alexa command causes my devices to engage.

I hope to be moving soon, and when I do, Amazon begone. I’ll automate somehow else.

Well, wouldn’t you know it, she changed her voice anyway. But in the process, has gotten DUMBER.

I used to be able to play Reels and YouTube videos that mentions Alexa, and it never ever triggered my devices to respond. Ever.

Over several months, my Amazon devices would goad me to switch. “I have a new voice coming, would you like to preview it?”

NO. I was emphatic about it. Three or four times a week.

It does exactly what I need it to do. And I don’t want to “preview” something that’s gonna end up costing me more.

You want me to show everyone my cancer hair???

I still speak sometimes.

Screenshot of error "We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted." when someone tries to reply to me.

If you can't reply to my posts because they're shown as deleted, it doesn't mean I blocked you. There is a weird bug where some people experience this issue. I opened a case with support about this.

Hell, when the White House can completely rewrite J6 on official government sites, those of us with inconveniently complete memories are a threat.

this is, without a shred of hyperbole, exactly how every prayer meeting i've ever been to went down

So, if I have a friend who is Dashing…