Jules

What if we all logged off

it might just be crazy enough to work

I am as excited about it as everyone in that cast photo appears to have been

like I’m not saying it would make a revival GOOD but it would at least create the POTENTIAL

We are OLD and we are TIRED River Tam is a GRANDMOTHER now KAYLEE HAS OSTEOPOROSIS

there is one way this could potentially be halfway decent and it’s if they recast jayne with an amazonian middle-aged woman

I guess that sounds about right for where we’re at in the world right now

I’m making progress! I don’t know exactly how much but I’m making it

I think the “2y ago” is what takes this to the next level of grim

I can do this. I WILL do this. the gods will fear me

buying an entire pound of spring mix may turn out to be the single greatest act of hubris I have ever committed

RIGHT? it’s so unsubtle in a very specific Star Trek way that I just find really delightful. I did not expect to be weeping ten minutes into the first episode but man!!!!

oh that is delightful

to pile on, one of the things i legitimately dislike about platner (which doesn’t matter, i don’t live in maine) is that he does not appear to have learned a single goddamned thing from any of the many, many times he has fucked up in his life

now if only my right QL would stop with the bullshit it suddenly decided to start pulling an hour ago I'd be all set for the weekend

annual review results: 3% raise to be paid retroactively to the beginning of the year + 3% bonus, hell yeah

noooooooooo

(a pms bath is basically the same as a regular bath except I’ve taken some ibuprofen)

SUFFERING BRAVELY: the layout of my bathroom makes it difficult to have a charcuterie plate within arm’s reach when I take a pms bath

yesssssss 🤝 the fandom is absolutely miniscule, but on the bright side that has made finding the sickos (honorific), who ime are generally the most fun people in a fandom, much easier.

oh excellent, I have heard great things from several other friends already, I really need to get on that!

but yes! there are so many great characters and I wish we got a little more time with some of them. I wasn’t crazy about s3 at first, tbh, but learning their budget was slashed & filming schedule got fucked up post-2023 strikes explained a lot, and I did find I liked it a bit more on rewatching.

lol well, I am eternally weak for a certain kind of mentor-protege relationship with an increasingly-complex power dynamic and few profound betrayals along the way, so alas (surprising no one who has ever heard me talk about Buffy and Giles), I am unwell about Gaal and Hari.

Foundation! lmao I am sooooo nuts over it, it’s WILD.

me the last several years: averaging .8 fics/year (4 in 5 years), with a total of ~27k words

me in 2026 (after a friend showed me Foundation in November & December of last year): averaging 1 fic/month, with a total of 25.5k words

WE ARE SO MYSTERIOUS??? HOW DID THEY MANAGE THIS. TREACHERY AND MALARKEY

also FUCK I have not been on bsky much the last several weeks and ILU frand 💚💚💚

(thinking at least once a week about one of two different moments where a friend said something that made me realize they had Perceived at least as if not more deeply than I knew myself and some part of me was like “THEY CLEARLY GOT CHEAT CODES TO A SECRET JULES LEVEL”)

oh NO, that is such a very specific feeling!!!

ok I really gotta just get an apple tv subscription and watch this one, I am already soooooo addicted to another of their shows

shoutout to the massage therapist who, on barely laying a hand on my thigh, said “wow, your legs are so toned!” for sending me into the weekend on a high note