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nyc "comedian" plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty

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you are now entering the Pennsylvania Dimension

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this weirdly gets discussed on the quorators episode coming out monday tbh

06.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
me

me

i am in mexico

06.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
trotsky's bedroom

trotsky's bedroom

this is supposedly the room where it happened

05.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
me and my wife at leon trotsky's house

me and my wife at leon trotsky's house

hello

05.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Full episode with Dr. Paul F. Tompkins: youtu.be/v9DPnNYxdcM

04.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul DID leave before the theme song ended but don't worry he came back

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul DID leave before the theme song ended but don't worry he came back

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
tweet by me from Jun 24, 2021 showing an Andy Richter mask on a stand: "It's gonna be so weird not playing this character every night, to be honest. I was really proud of some of the work we did with him, and I think we were getting into some genuinely interesting territory with the divorce storyline. But that's showbiz!"

tweet by me from Jun 24, 2021 showing an Andy Richter mask on a stand: "It's gonna be so weird not playing this character every night, to be honest. I was really proud of some of the work we did with him, and I think we were getting into some genuinely interesting territory with the divorce storyline. But that's showbiz!"

i also played Jim Carrey btw

03.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that rules

03.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it would be an interesting Instagram apology though

03.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why would a black person apologize for saying the n-word on twitch?

03.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
watto "I'm an artist from Israel and this is my art"

watto "I'm an artist from Israel and this is my art"

03.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

will it be you?

02.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a true honor to have podcast GOAT @pftompkins.bsky.social spend an hour reading mind-numbing Quora questions with us

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i used to embarrass myself on the Cracked forums when i was in high school and people on there always talked about how Max Landis had been run off the site years earlier

02.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character β€œMax Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character β€œMax Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

here's my Max Landis joke from 2018

01.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

this is what happened to Jim Carrey btw. they thought they were gonna give the award to Hillary and had to change things last minute

02.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somehow, palpatine returned

01.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character β€œMax Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character β€œMax Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

here's my Max Landis joke from 2018

01.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

how far is that from Elon Musk's house

28.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i know for a fact that people wrote him in for president in 2020 (because i did in NY)

28.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very hard for me to believe this is actually a Tesla-driving Texas Ace Watkins hardcore supporter in 2026 but i don't have any other theories at this time

28.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit lmao

28.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toddler star Ms. Rachel named finalist for 'Antisemite of the Year' amid Gaza advocacy Ms. Rachel, a social media sensation among toddlers, was named a top ten finalist for StopAntisemitism’s Antisemite of the Year Award.

komonews.com/news/nation-...

28.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine bragging about killing kids. and you live in the Sex Offender Country

28.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

logging into tweetdeck to post your little genocide propaganda meme gif

28.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's gotta feel so wretched to be Social Media Manager Goebbels

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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26265 πŸ” 8887 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

a good double feature would be Pride (2014) before The Fall (2006)

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