it's new, i drew myself like that mostly for the bit lol
07.03.2026 02:56
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it's new, i drew myself like that mostly for the bit lol
shower time~🎶
they're peak 👴🏻🔥
show em what ya got baby kevin!!!
those fabulous dirty old men
you better not assume my pronouns, you ain't got a clue what i feel inside!!! 👴🏻
shower time~🎶
omg nooooooooo
late comment but this is so good lmao
just saw this—sending so much love tyler, if there's anything i can do to help in any way i'm here for you
i'm glad you're safe 💜
someone reminded me of this oldie so i dug it out of the archive
name that album 🦒🎶
a girl shouted out her car window at me "I LOVE YOUR HAIR"
girls rule
gonna refer to fans of kaiju movies as monster mashers
gurgi died for our sins
yeah it deservedly bombed hard
oh my GOD i was DYING for ANY of the characters to make a single meaningful choice throughout the movie
everyone was unlikable and nobody had an intelligible character arc????
i was terrified at how boring it was at the very least
i've seen this opinion a few times now and i disagree wholeheartedly
the plot itself was fine—it was a mishmash of lotr tropes
nobody who worked on the movie seems to have heard of the concept of a character arc and that characters need to make meaningful decisions to have an interesting story
is my life worse for having watched it? maybe just a tiny bit
i can't stop thinking about how bad the black cauldron was
the movie's crew:
• a mc without personality beyond boy mc
• a competent magical princess who stops being competent and magical upon meeting the mc
• an old man who is just kinda there in the bg
• gollum but cute
i'm done commenting on this movie—if it weren't for the bg art i'd regret watching it
checking in to say that taran didn't make a meaningful choice in the entire movie, the plot just continually happened to him and he was like "ok i guess"
there are endless ways to convey that character arc over the course of a film and the they chose none of them lol
yeah, the plot technically is pushing him thru the hero's journey but he never seems to actually engage with it intentionally lol
it's wild, it really isn't THAT far off from what it needs to be all things considered
the plot's mostly fine—i just wish anyone working on it had any idea what makes an appealing character
taran sucks: he has zero personality, the plot pushes him along instead of him ever taking any initiative, his survival is entirely luck-based, is egotistical despite it all, and is a misogynist toward eilonwy
the point of this movie is the beautiful background art imo
what if the pig was a palantir but also kinda frodo and the ring in a way
the author of the chronicles of prydain after reading lotr: what if i.......... also wrote lotr, that'd be so sick