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LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2026 YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest

Ok this is brilliant

youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8?...

Why are markets normally bright, vibrant and colourful, yet whenever they are in space dramas they are sinister dark places filled with smoke, neon signs and danger at every turn?

World book day and one wants to go as Jamie Oliver's 5 minute meals and the other as the Anarchists Cookbook

Sir George Martin gets kidnapped. YouTube video by MorrisseysMonkey

Watching drive to survive #F1 and James Vowels very much giving the boring George Martin vibes - someone should remake this youtu.be/ArKeG27EnNI?...

Funny how when casemero comes off so do the wheels

Hmmm never a red/2nd yellow.
Gives pen 2 mins later, fair enough.
Life is balanced.
Gives 9 mins or injury time for us to equalise... blimey.

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is sticking his head out of a box . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is sticking his head out of a box .

It's called a marriage

"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Fixes everything apparently, I'm lucky in the bike shop is 150m from my house forgotten how to do punctures

You need one of these 😁

I'm just about to over enthusiastically pump in the garage.... The cycling commute is back. baby !

Co-op freezer (official) sleep sound - 8 hour loop YouTube video by Co-op

Sleep tight Co-op youtu.be/9SQ7Ft6Vwic?...

I know it's late but, what I want to know is, where do all these people on TikTok and Reels get their fake airline seats and sets for their overly long unfunny 'real life aeroplane' incident videos.

Noticing lots of artists - promoting gigs locally but they look like hostage videos - on Instagram at the moment

Baking cakes paradox, always seems like a faff till you do it then realise it's quite easy, till next time when you don't do it for ages as it seems quite a faff.

I know it's late, but does anybody else have pairs of socks that are so special that you've never worn them?

When your cat has watched Die Hard too many times.

One of the upsides of man united being a wee bit better this season is I don't have to care about the Bournemouth or Brighton scores

Both equally profitable

Low on updates pool fans. This week - New screen installed about 4 weeks ago, and the shower so broken they designated it as a cold shower. Plus all the power button ♿ activated doors were broken too. Lessons went up £2 this week too

Cherry blossom blooming on the trees, which means Instagram will be full of lovely pictures over the next week or two, and all I can think is - I will be sweeping those bastards off the decking for the next few months.

Watching LOL Netherlands series 4 for no good reason. 2 episodes in and my Dutch has not improved.

So now I know that Cadent use a bottle of stuff to test for leaks - seems legit

Never seen him do loads and loads of hero saves, which in itself is probably a good sign.

If the ref just showed a second or more yellow cards would stop it pretty quick.

Corners are getting more and more stupid.

What do rock and roll pandas eat?

A wop-bop-a-loo-bop a-wop bamboo!

This could be happening in the break at the curling and I would not be surprised

Crap
Unathletic
Repetitive
Lumbering
Ice
Noodling
Goodbye

Needs work