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I get why many will not love THE BRIDE! but I had a really good time watching it and found it very emotionally evocative for saying the quiet part fucking loud

I wrote 900 words on THE BRIDE!

A ★★★★ review of The Bride! (2026) After sleeping a night on this one, I think I was able to pull it apart to understand how I feel about it.  There are a lot of ideas packed into this movie, but I think the main idea here is “how can ...

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NADJA 4K restoration breathes extra life into an already beautiful film — Moviejawn by Shayna Davis, Staff Writer Nadja successfully serves as a spiritual sequel to Dracula while still being a total mood piece.

MJ's Shayna Davis says, "NADJA successfully serves as a spiritual sequel to Dracula while still being a total mood piece."

Catch #Nadja @lightboxfilmcenter.bsky.social Wednesday, March 11.

Also me

a group of nuns are dancing on a street in front of a deo arc store ALT: a group of nuns are dancing on a street in front of a deo arc store

TFW the zine has been sent to our printer @fireballprinting.bsky.social

Snag our Spring 2026 print issue featuring CINEMATIC NUNS, available for preorder here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/spring-...

Mary Shelley was a brilliant writer, but even she could not have conceived of Dr. Pretorius

So excited to see Maggie Gyllenhaal’s take on the iconic Bride!

Top 10 Horror Movies

JAWS (1975)
THE SHINING (1980)
NOPE (2022)
ALIEN (1979)
HALLOWEEN (1978)
THE THING (1982)
THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
NOSFERATU (1922)
PSYCHO (1960)
GODZILLA (1954)

5. Black.

This is a fantastic list.

Results in: Men once again uncomfortable about a movie not made for them.

The world has gotten to crazy that if he existed in our world, The Joker would get a corporate job, a wife, and kids. Because acting normally seems the most absurd. I would write this full story...

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Hey friends, how are you coping? I’m really struggling today and would love to genuinely hear about some good things or at least ways you’re finding comfort amid the Horrors.

Being out in the world is crazy because everyone is mostly pretending things are very normal, when in fact, things are not!

Tweet from Jenney Nicholson that reads: It's so funny how every wattpad story that's ever been turned into a movie is about a good girl who just moved to a school where everyone's rich, and she goes to an underground club where she meets a mean hot boy with some kind of illegal hobby that shows he's dangerous

Why is it that every few months some influencer pops up with a post poking fun at or straight up shaming media created by and made for girls? We should start doing the same about media made for boys. Like how they're all baby's first hero's journey. But no one has an issue with that? Wonder why???

Record profits are unpaid wages.

In a just society, one 40-hour a week job should pay enough to support a nuclear family — one brief stint as CEO should not pay so much it creates generation wealth and empowers the 1% to buy our elections.

#TaxTheBillionaires

The AFI Should Bring Back Its Top 100 Movies List It helped create the canon for a generation. Then it stopped.

I recently found myself thinking about the AFI Top 100, and what a huge impact it made on me, and wishing it had continued. Bring it back!

I also rewatched the original broadcast of the list and let me tell you: THAT is a DOCUMENT. You will not believe some of the faces that pop up in that thing.

All 5 issues of Exorcism Island now up on Amazon.

Chris was getting a bit grumpy with me by this point as he had to keep drawing loads of demons dicking about.

Read them all now

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#comics #comicbooks #horror #horrorwriter #art #artwork #horrorart

How to Keep House While Drowning: A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing

Definitely recommend this book: bookshop.org/p/books/how-...

When people call writing “content” = McDonald’s CEO calling food “product”

I just saw! It will be my third time watching already 🦊 🐰

They’re both kind of emotionally load bearing in different ways for me, at least until Zootopia 2 comes to D+

I’m trying to see both this week, we will see how schedules line up for my household/local AMC

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PRAISE CINEMA! our Spring print zine is
available for preorder.

Features writing & artwork in celebration of Cinematic Nuns. From drama, comedy to Nunspoitation, this latest zine is guaranteed to have you saying Holy Popcorn 🍿

Preorder here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/spring-...

#moviezine #nuns

Dig how Marc puts Zelda in conversation with its predecessors and contemporaries. Nintendo has long been treated as a singular wonka-like place, but as Marc shows, it’s a developer like any other—playing the work of its peers and responding to them

Maul is Sisyphus - Let's talk about that famous statement & what is means Mythically w/ @poehotdameron.bsky.social 🫸 🪨 🗻

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Great movie