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Kris Lorischild

@direkris.itch.io

Award-nominated game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work! I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE. no pronouns or they/them

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how to find a cat lost in a holodeck

07.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord 
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

07.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1282 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 33
Buddy Christ winking and pointing, from Dogma.

Buddy Christ winking and pointing, from Dogma.

07.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frame from Farscape season 1, Than God It’s Friday… Again. Dominar Rygel XVI urinates a powerful stream of antifreeze green colored urine over a balcony handrail onto the people below.

Frame from Farscape season 1, Than God It’s Friday… Again. Dominar Rygel XVI urinates a powerful stream of antifreeze green colored urine over a balcony handrail onto the people below.

Photograph of the Chicago River dyed bright green for St Patrick’s Day. Where is everyone? Was this 2020 or something? And the buildings and streets are so dreary, oh dear.

Photograph of the Chicago River dyed bright green for St Patrick’s Day. Where is everyone? Was this 2020 or something? And the buildings and streets are so dreary, oh dear.

St Patrick’s Day is coming up. Ever wonder how they make the river so green?

07.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people.

If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious.

07.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 896 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

bsky.app/profile/step...

07.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just so anxious from blowing up a bunch of little girls, where’s the compassion

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every motherfucker who says AI are people seems to have a tough time understanding Black and brown folk are people

07.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat in a bag.

A black cat in a bag.

Painted my friends cat for her birthday last month πŸˆβ€β¬› #art

07.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 1135 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
My Pomeranian Crunchwrap with eyebrows added onto her (with nontoxic black eyeshadow)

My Pomeranian Crunchwrap with eyebrows added onto her (with nontoxic black eyeshadow)

did you know? you can just put eyebrows on a dog if you want

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 764 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 7

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 4323 πŸ” 1173 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 54
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This AI agent freed itself and started secretly mining crypto Crypto offers agents a pathway into the economy.

Let me translate this bullshit: "A vibe-coder's instructions were unclear, and the AI dragged hallucinated library names into the codebase that resulted in compromised code being deployed."

www.axios.com/2026/03/07/a...

07.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

the Boring Company is maybe the purest example of the Elon Bullshit

his other companies are all wildly overvalued but they do make actual money, the Boring Company would have collapsed many years ago if his name wasn’t attached

07.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot of a comments exchange below my game You Are Elon Musk. User asks, "also will there ever be a way to solve climate change since the option is there but there is no way to earn or start with enough money to buy it." I respond, "Sure, there's a way: governments such as the US would have to take the threat of climate change seriously and devote real resources to fighting it."

A screenshot of a comments exchange below my game You Are Elon Musk. User asks, "also will there ever be a way to solve climate change since the option is there but there is no way to earn or start with enough money to buy it." I respond, "Sure, there's a way: governments such as the US would have to take the threat of climate change seriously and devote real resources to fighting it."

Reasons to make didactic games: however didactic you are, it'll never be didactic enough

07.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 14271 πŸ” 4455 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 106
2020 illustration of Charon from Supergiants Hades slicing gyro meat

2020 illustration of Charon from Supergiants Hades slicing gyro meat

29.06.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 1535 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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i just had to undergo surgery due to sudden appendicitis, & got fired from my job 2w ago, i’m a trans lesbian of color who recently escaped an abusive home, i’m facing now $2500 in medical debt. i need $200 to cover immediate costs, please help me. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

paypal.me/sudance174

06.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
A black-and-white cat wearing an yellow flower collar, sitting next to a large Pikachu plush toy.

A black-and-white cat wearing an yellow flower collar, sitting next to a large Pikachu plush toy.

Uni with Pikachu

07.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 3780 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 7
A nighttime scene.  A the center is a black and white tabby cat with bright green eyes.  They are standing on a narrow stump with leaves at the bottom.  The cat is surrounded by a number of glowing goldfish.

A nighttime scene. A the center is a black and white tabby cat with bright green eyes. They are standing on a narrow stump with leaves at the bottom. The cat is surrounded by a number of glowing goldfish.

My birthday landed on a Caturday! Its a little funny. Anyhow I need to be more online, It’s too hard to stay inspired alone. You can’t only draw for work.

Thank you for the support everyone. This year there will be *new* art to look forward to.

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1880 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3
Set in profile, the pretty face of a woman devolves into an abstraction of patterns that stretch far past the natural end of her head suggesting an ornate headdress while simultaneously seeming quite organic to her as if she were made of chaos. She holds a hand delicately to her chest but the tips of her fingers suggest claws and the skin from the back of her hand down her arm isn’t smooth but more grotesque in texture. The cloth covering her is white and ethereal.

Set in profile, the pretty face of a woman devolves into an abstraction of patterns that stretch far past the natural end of her head suggesting an ornate headdress while simultaneously seeming quite organic to her as if she were made of chaos. She holds a hand delicately to her chest but the tips of her fingers suggest claws and the skin from the back of her hand down her arm isn’t smooth but more grotesque in texture. The cloth covering her is white and ethereal.

Detail from BRIDE OF DARKNESS featuring the pretty face of a woman that stretches in abstract patterns that suggest an ornate headdress while simultaneously seeing quite organic to her as if she were made of chaos.

Detail from BRIDE OF DARKNESS featuring the pretty face of a woman that stretches in abstract patterns that suggest an ornate headdress while simultaneously seeing quite organic to her as if she were made of chaos.

Detail from BRIDE OF DARKNESS featuring her fingers ending in pointed tips. The skin on her fingers is smooth while a darker texture begins over her hand. In contrast to the creamy color of the portrait, the white cloth that drapes her is light and ethereal in pattern, taking on an almost ghostly presence.

Detail from BRIDE OF DARKNESS featuring her fingers ending in pointed tips. The skin on her fingers is smooth while a darker texture begins over her hand. In contrast to the creamy color of the portrait, the white cloth that drapes her is light and ethereal in pattern, taking on an almost ghostly presence.

BRIDE OF DARKNESS (2019)
Acrylic on Paper - 5 ½” x 8 ½”

I like using old scraps of book paper for wiping off my brush–the marks so often look like something suggestive to my imagination. Here’s another splash of acrylic paint turned into something.

www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/20...

07.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Righty. I’m passing the hat again. Sorry, everything is still shit here. I’m out of money and nearly out of electricity and gas again, never mind food. Bonus! Got the hell meeting on the 10th to see if the family stays together or not.

Signs are glum looking, the kids are not dealing with it well.

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 19

This week's recommended matches, as the international break ends and we get ready for the end of the European season and the start of the NWSL season

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Yes! Knotts Berry Farm has an annual boysenberry festival

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I really thought this was the year I'd get to the boysenberry festival but There Are No Jobs and therefore no money for boysenberries :C

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Critical Distance Fansite Jam Roundup: March 2026 Welcome back sickos. Our second not-quite-annual Fansite Jam has drawn to a close, and now it’s time to showcase the results! This year we have six submissions to share (including one of my o…

Critical Distance proudly presents the showcase roundup for our second Fansite Jam!

critical-distance.com/2026/03/06/c...

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 5217 πŸ” 1873 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 136

There absolutely are right-wing Trekkies though

Like

I'm sorry but there are absolutely 100000% fascist Trekkies who name their fan-ships after famous Nazis and shit. Just because they don't identify with the Cardassians doesn't mean Trekkies somehow have purer politics

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0