I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge
new iconic meme format just dropped
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
02.03.2026 14:32
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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar.
The 1st orders a beer.
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered"
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..."
The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says:
"I get it, but you need to know your limits."
01.03.2026 19:51
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The Death of Spotify: Why Streaming is Minutes Away From Being Obsolete
Jimmy Iovine just called the Death of Spotify. He might be right.
Iβve been saying @bandcamp.com would outlast the streaming services for years. Itβs starting to look less likely that Iβll be proved a crank. joelgouveia.substack.com/p/the-death-...
27.02.2026 10:36
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you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe
27.02.2026 08:41
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An alert to my fellow townsfolk: these fucking Nazi clowns are in town
26.02.2026 18:41
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Ugh.
26.02.2026 22:46
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Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1
The phrase βCall me Ishmaelβ, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen βHis nameβ
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
25.02.2026 05:48
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High five! That was a fun afternoon of unsanctioned hacking.
25.02.2026 11:35
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Huge. Thanks for making it happen!
23.02.2026 22:07
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Butterfly, by Daphni
16 track album
v1.117 is live!
We rolled out support for Bandcamp embeds. Now you can play songs right inside posts!
We're big fans of Bandcamp and everything they do to support artists.
Upgrade to the newest app version and give it a try π
caribouband.bandcamp.com/album/butter...
23.02.2026 20:08
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we have reached memeception
10.02.2026 20:22
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Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
21.01.2026 06:56
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@danabra.mov finally tricked me into finding out how atproto works with a tasteful rebrand.
18.01.2026 09:26
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Iβve thought about it and I think we should sabotage Spotify low-frequency.beehiiv.com/p/let-s-sabo...
16.01.2026 21:09
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The FT got is architecture critic Edwin Heathcote to write about data centres and it's wonderful. www.ft.com/content/7692...
14.01.2026 07:09
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Bandcamp and Games Workshop have both banned use of generative AI today.
13.01.2026 22:01
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Buy physical media, folks.
08.01.2026 04:51
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Drop your RSS feeds in the replies so people (including me) can find them π
07.01.2026 08:56
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Yes please more rss. β¨
ihatemornings.com/feed.rss
And audio.computer/feed.rss for making synths
07.01.2026 23:57
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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social (almost) 23 years ago!
06.01.2026 14:19
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I know that bluesky will be reflexively anti-AI on this one, but think of the number of times you've been playing a game you paid full price for and thought, "I wish someone could have my fun for me so I could get back to work"
06.01.2026 13:50
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Aphex Twinβs βFlimβ with Beat Friend - audio.computer
A live cover with guitar and drum machine
Nick made a video playing his fave Aphex Twin tune. Need to do more of these. Theyβre fun.
audio.computer/aphex-twins-...
06.01.2026 13:17
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I still have to verify some data and double check my sources but Iβm starting to suspect that I really like synthesisers.
05.01.2026 22:35
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
17.03.2025 22:59
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we need to teach the normies rss
05.01.2026 16:13
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βiβm always polite to chat gpt so it remembers me later π€ͺβ you are going to die from water-poison-related typhoid in the Great American Megadesert after a particularly nasty heat surge evaporates the rest of the drinkable rations. you will be buried in the sand.
13.10.2025 16:20
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Ha. Thanks. :)
04.01.2026 20:01
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Gmail
Gmail is email thatβs intuitive, efficient, and useful. 15 GB of storage, less spam, and mobile access.
Although I think Iβll have to figure out whether I have an @ gmail dot com address hidden behind my custom domain emailβ¦
04.01.2026 14:23
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