Same Sad Echo

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

please don’t operate any machinery until you get your concussion checked out by a doctor

*miley cyrus* I CAME IN LIKE A TOILET BOWL

Ike was created when top scientists cut off one of Mike’s fingers and used it to clone an identical Mike, named Ike. The shape of the candy is in honor of that finger

🎵 when
your
heat doesn’t work
and you’re cold like a jerk
that’s some bullshit 🎵

it's-a me, Lawrio

markswayne general

*any season

YES

*craig finn voice*

Electron Mail would never

sending this via voice to text because I rolled my eyes so hard I am now legally blind

so you're saying you can score some coke? uh please check your dms

knowing that she fully sacrificed her morals and career for Trump and he dumped her without hesitation... yeah I'll ride that high while it lasts

Markfountainsofwayne Mullin

folks if you can spare a few bucks, please send them to @rmj.bsky.social. he needs a good lawyer after getting arrested at the Statue of Liberty, trying to see "if the carpet matches the drapes"

we have three roundabouts in town and it baffles me how so many people just can't grasp the concept. it's so easy! if you can't handle one you should get your license revoked because you probably can't chew gum and drive at the same time

no you idiot. I said GROUNDHOGS

*twirling my mustache* curses, foiled again

I have a full scholarship to a seminary in Italy. I could go train to be a priest any time I like, for free

on the way to school this morning my daughter and I came up with an idea for a groundhog-themed zombie apocalypse movie. can anyone spot me $50 million

if you are big into health food
and you say namaste

if you like tikka masala
and gettin’ caught in the rain

virtual cheers, buddy

the vibes here are far too depressing. I’m going to drink a beer

I just stepped into a slush puddle that was so big I thought Ned Ryerson was going to pop out and roast me

I named my son Skywalker Texas Ranger, you got a problem with that

I honeslty can't believe I understood this

"see, this is our time to dance"

turns out the truth is popular