Same Sad Echo

they need to remake Goldeneye

I would like to eat the Tokyo Dome

ok fine, I'll be the chief entertainment officer for bluesky. first directive: hawaiian shirt fridays

only thing I'm calling is security

AT-AT ass building. George Lucas should sue for intellectual property theft

you know I can't stop myself

hi a trans woman, I'm dad

3.49 here! was 2.89 before the asshole started assholing

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Dune Buggy

Teaching my dog to go fetch my copy of Catcher in the Rye. Call that a holden retriever.

perhaps the only time someone has gone to Schenectady on purpose

This is a rare ‘fire rainbow’ spotted over the Rocky Mountains, created when sunlight hits ice-crystal clouds at just the right angle. Seeing a fire rainbow requires extreme luck.

(Beastie Boys voice)

listen all y'all, it's a

we've used an Ina Garten recipe for years. it probably takes a month off your life every time you eat it, but it's worth it

Happy Your Dogs Are Going To Be Super Confused About Their Feeding Schedule For The Next Few Days Day

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

please don’t operate any machinery until you get your concussion checked out by a doctor

*miley cyrus* I CAME IN LIKE A TOILET BOWL

Ike was created when top scientists cut off one of Mike’s fingers and used it to clone an identical Mike, named Ike. The shape of the candy is in honor of that finger

🎵 when
your
heat doesn’t work
and you’re cold like a jerk
that’s some bullshit 🎵

it's-a me, Lawrio

markswayne general

*any season

YES

*craig finn voice*

Electron Mail would never

sending this via voice to text because I rolled my eyes so hard I am now legally blind

so you're saying you can score some coke? uh please check your dms

knowing that she fully sacrificed her morals and career for Trump and he dumped her without hesitation... yeah I'll ride that high while it lasts

Markfountainsofwayne Mullin