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Interstellar Arcanist | Frog Enthusiast | Twitch Streamer | 80s Child He/him/any #AuDHD πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒŒπŸ§™

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01.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been wondering what the best/most cursed possible origin for that particular phrase would be and it just hit me tonight:

"The flagship educational policy of the first George W. Bush administration, the "No Child Sinister Buttocks Act"...

01.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think of a filthy pun and then get a compulsion to turn it into a Baldur's Gear meme. IDK what's wrong with me.

07.10.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How dare you call out me and my phone home screen like this

17.09.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was not expecting to see
this @bclev.bsky.social reference in World of Warcraft in 2025

24.08.2025 10:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Warhammer is actually popular though. They have events clocking over 10,000 attendees!

23.08.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was anyone else disappointed to learn that fly tipping was just like big littering and not something entomologists did after a night on the lash, or was that just me?

18.08.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOUR OWN
VIRTUAL
JESUS

17.08.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No

30.07.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.07.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

This abuse happened between the mid 1990s and early 2000s. In 1997 the South Yorkshire police had a case thrown out of court, after it transpired that they had made the Black male suspect stand in an identity parade alongside *eight white men in blackface*.

30.07.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 444 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 25
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Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time

God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.

30.07.2025 09:57 πŸ‘ 3447 πŸ” 1163 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 50
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Okay what? He's literally only got half of the series there - 27 out of 54 books - plus another 15 duplicates? THIS is the full series.

30.07.2025 11:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think that not only should they rename Birmingham Airport in honour of Ozzy Osbourne, they should do it exactly in the style of Liverpool John Lennon Airport, as I've handily mocked up below. Perfect image to arrive to, as I'm sure you'd agree.

29.07.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble Hey! Before we go any further β€” if you want to support my work, please sign up for the premium version of Where’s Your Ed At, it’s a $7-a-month (or $70-a-year) paid product where every week you get a ...

Newsletter: This is the Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble: genAI is nothing like Uber or Amazon Web Services, there are no profitable genAI companies, agents do not and cannot exist, there is no AI SaaS story, and everything rides - and dies - on selling GPUs.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...

21.07.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 3388 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 139
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Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.

Ozzy, in the underworld, screaming at the ferryman: Charon! Charon!

news.sky.com/story/ozzy-o...

22.07.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 2427 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 48
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Best 40 quid I ever spent. RIP to an absolute legend.

22.07.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rupert Murdoch should be the new Henry Kissinger in the Grim Reaper claw machine meme...

22.07.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Showing feet? For free? In this economy!?

18.07.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads β€œWoman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads β€œWoman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

17.07.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 15019 πŸ” 2607 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 128

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

08.07.2025 09:45 πŸ‘ 22536 πŸ” 4093 πŸ’¬ 797 πŸ“Œ 311

I know we're facing important problems like the global rise of fascism and all that stuff but I think it's important that we don't lose focus on the small things, too, like making sure that clancy brown and ron perlman get their own tv show where they play brothers who are bounty hunters in space

29.06.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 1197 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 23

If I were trying to make Bluesky sound bad and uncool I would simply not describe it like Games Workshop's Necromunda

18.06.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

The dude is already Pete Steele from Type O Negative meets Victor Szasz and you want to make him WORSE

16.06.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is berserk to me how strong and frequent the "I can fix him" reactions are

15.06.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting to note that the age bracket from this study most in favour of deportation and of haste is solidly Gen X, people born '62-'81; the boomer-and-older bracket are, despite their reputation among millennials, apparently saner.

Perhaps if "most Americans" means the 50-something white males

15.06.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend @losbennett.bsky.social specialises in this!

20.05.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

02.05.2025 05:26 πŸ‘ 5767 πŸ” 2135 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 290
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

28.04.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 7292 πŸ” 2098 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 134

God I loved being only being able to see at most two one-line posts at a time on any given forum because of people having 400px height sig pics while I was on a 1024x768 monitor

28.04.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0