@Lane_

More like Taiwon…

Yes. I almost put Tracy Morgan/Harry Potter in the original post but thought that would raise some questions.

It might be the THC seltzer talking but I am enjoying this new Tracy Morgan show.

Also, Pepperidge Farm Milanos remain undefeated.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Ykb

Dammit, I had all of my kids college funds in fart coin

I can’t wait to not watch it

Which one is best for work in camps?

I’m actually for it for the right price (an overpay) because by the time they’re ready to compete, the world will have ended already.

We will all be [redacted] first

When you lose Laura….

And he never saw it coming

Me watching the paralympics

More like Garrett Bradbeary

Yes

@weirdalf.bsky.social your boy

His biggest achievement is siring the 🐐 announcer of all time

Your beard is looking glorious, Coup

I needed this today

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

Yes sir

Gee I wonder which dem voted with the Republicans.

This is Button. His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward. 12/10 (TT: beginningwithbutton)

More like Gonnu Smith

Strongly worded letters and pithy tweets soon cometh

This is the way @fleerultra.bsky.social

*pith