Tyler, from the Internet

Forrest Gump is an okay horror movie. By any other metric it is just awful.

Honest to god good answer for this

Lmao

we must reduce our dependence on carbon. please, switch to ice cream silicones.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Standing? In his condition?

You gotta get up PRREETTTTY early in the morning to get the drop on me. Cuz I'm probably still awake. Mine is like a circadian polyrhythm and so you're trying to get the drop on me but I've been awake for three days and I'm sixty percent sure I can read minds right now. And I have caffeine strength!

Tie.

I just noticed the typo but it looks like the long bit just slid off the dot of the exclamation point, sloppy bitch, so it's like Donald Trump in that way, which means it's no longer a mistake. I accept your apology.

Well for me it was long enough ago that I'm okay, and so you will be too, but just know that I know (you know, handicapping for variables) exactly how you feel and that you're not alone. 🫂

The person I loved the hardest of all time and wanted to marry was secretly with someone else, it was such a miserable experience. I'm sorry you have to go through it too.

Just kidding she wouldn't have been interrupted to be corrected that this isn't a wedding, she'd have just said "I'm speaking" and kept going.

"We are gathered here today because, look, I don't want to tell you I was right but I was fucking right. About everything. All the time. I've never made a single mistake, ever, in my life. Money please! Anyway we are gathered here to celebrate the wedding of--hm, what? Jessie Jackson? Is DEAD?"

No I would have remembered if it was awesome

Sometimes a movie just sucks in this way where every bit of your brain agrees there's no reason to keep any of this memory

and then it'll be her time to speak, I'm speaking, I'm speaking now

SNL is not brave enough to do a cold open at Jesse Jackson's funeral and someone doing Obama speaks with gravitas and then Kamala comes out drunk and gives a wedding speech about herself and ends up crashing out laughing maniacally about how right she is and how she's gonna rule the world one day

this is one of the few movies that I absolutely know I have seen and for sure could not tell you even one single thing about it. maybe I think tom hanks flies on a plane at least once in this movie.

Kamala Harris: I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so', but we did see it coming. she’s speaking at rev jesse jackson’s funeral on live TV

she just did this at a man's funeral

I've heard people act like the complaint is' politics at a funeral.' Nah nah nah that's fine, Jessie Jackson woulda loved that. It's that at least everybody else was paying lip service to the "us" in politics, and here she comes making it about her and how she's better than everybody.

The nerve to act like a rockstar about running so badly you lose to Donald Trump and now we're up in all this fucking nonsense.

I've heard people act like the complaint is' politics at a funeral.' Nah nah nah that's fine, Jessie Jackson woulda loved that. It's that at least everybody else was paying lip service to the "us" in politics, and here she comes making it about her and how she's better than everybody.

everybody. loves. sandwich.

god dammit

kenny moggins

Me and Miko who has a cone right now because she was spayed

I was back taking care of the bebes today!!

Awwww 😂🥰

They go to the fun house at the carnival to see themselves as a normal couple

This is Yoda messing with Luke level chaos. Fuck I love cats.

(joan jett voice)

i love sitting down
sitting on the couch and sitting, baby