Must be when they traveled back in time.
OMG if you've only used transporters to crap your whole life, and you time travel back to the 1920s, how... How would you... I mean that would be *really* unpleasant for a first timer
"I gotta go clear out my Jefferies tube, if you catch my drift."
"I'll be right back. Imminent warp core breach."
"Ten Forward ain't much, but it has better atmosphere than Ten Aft."
"Resistance is futile."
STAR TREK has no potty humor because there are no potties in the future.
How else could Kirk say "Captain's log" without giggling? How could Picard call Riker "Number One" without offending him?
They use transporters, like they do with food replicators, but reversed. It's the only explanation.
Lucky.
Four flash cubes.
I vaguely recall my big brother @howardtayler.bsky.social throwing flash cubes at the driveway to watch them explode.
(You know, for science.)
You'd be a fool NOT to invest in the company that has a monopoly on useless tunnels
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Inventing a rumination machine. You put a negative thought in one end, then go enjoy yourself for an hour, and out comes nega-sludge, concentrated negative thoughts that you can use on yourself at your leisure.
Hey. For some of us English is our first language. Like very first. Show some grace.
It's campy but badass but funny but thrilling.
Save your darlings for the director's cut of the book.
I went into PREDATOR: BADLANDS without reading reviews or seeing trailers.
It's so fun! Its tone surprised me. I don't know what to compare it to, but if you like stuff that's good, you'll like it.
When people say they don't like cats I think "you are a member of the least likeable species to every plague this Earth" and then I say "dog person?"
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Currently having a Brain Episode β’ and reserve the right to delete this post!!
But I find it very offensive when people on my feed are saying βhow dare you not talk about this!!!β
The people who need to hear it are not following me!
The people who follow me need to hear this:
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This isn't the future I was promised
GLP-1 is simply no match for my snacking abilities.
What about OUR purple hearts for the ones you DID post
Tonightβs dumb napkin cartoonβ¦
Well there's a number that's going to go down...
But the sheer quantity of fifth amendment pleas will be interesting.
Congress should pass a bill that says ICE agents are armed forces, and can be called to duty in any armed conflict outside the United States.
"bad movie" is such a great understatement
A placard reading "Change your mind about the fan?" with a long reaching tool hanging on a hook
Gonna manufacture this and hang one in each bathroom
It's weird to me that MacOS isn't better at display management. I've connected my laptop to three different external monitor configurations in the last five days (four if you count "no external monitors"), and MacOS has zero intuition. Pain in the hiney every time, trying to reposition my windows.
Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting Heβll Bomb Iran
Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting Heβll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/
Your domain is available! miwht.com $12.99 Renewal $19.99
Maybe it will happen today...
No, I won't buy this domain, but miwht seems like a fine acronym for somebody to try to monetize.
He wanted $100 for the concept art, then $350 for a 3D model, which is *way* below market average in the U.S. (That's part of why I looked overseas.) But that's more than I can afford at the moment, deal or not.
A robot dalmatian head
HOSTED BY @DACOSTABAYLEY MARCH ROBOTS 2026 OFFICIAL PROMPT LIST HUMAN MAN MADE ART ONLY 1. ROBOT HEAD 01 11. WORK 21. COIL 2. UPGRADE 12. WAVE 22. ROBOT HEAD 04 3. REFRESH 13. ROPE 23. STAGE 4. CROWN 14. EMPTY 24. POST 5. RAIN 15. ROBOT HEAD 03 25. TINY 6. LISTEN 16. PUNCH 26. PERCH 7. SOLID 17. TICKET 27. BLOCK 8. ROBOT HEAD 02 18. CAPTURE 28. MORE 9. HIDE 10. MOMENT 19. BUG 29. ROBOT HEAD 05 20. PAINTED 31. LOAD xencelabs sketch Wallet FOLLOW: @DACOSTABAYLEY @SKETCHWALLET @XENCELABS_AMERICAS HASHTAG: #MARCHOFROBOTS2026 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NO AI GENERATED ART <<<<
I reached out to an artist on Fiverr who ended up being out of my budget, so I'm drawing my own concept robot dalmatian. Well-timed with #marchofrobots2026
Teddie, meet Molly
