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Highly acclaimed New York escape room actor. One of the hosts of @worstpossible.world

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07.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascists are co-opting eurodance songs & Werner Herzog penguin documentaries! The Nazis co-opted the word β€œSocialism.”

They will take literally anything you allow them to take. They want to taint everything by association, shroud their evil in the absurdity, and mock you for getting upset about it.

07.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the shows to call amoral

07.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The film follows an Irish refugee girl and a Choctaw boy who meet in 1847 New York and journey across America together, drawing on the real historical bond between Ireland and the Choctaw Nation.

04.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 16
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From the first trailer of "Kindred Spirits", the new animated feature film by Tomm Moore & Cartoon Saloon (Secret of Kells, Song of the Sea, Wolfwalkers) + Folivari. Coming in 2028.
Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQn9...

05.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2949 πŸ” 1089 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 77
Jojo Siwa as Jojo Sliwa

Jojo Siwa as Jojo Sliwa

jojo sliwa, imo

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

[walking through the airport from minority report with a date]

HOLOGRAPHIC AD: hey Trevor, want to keep making progress towards penis growth?

ME: Ahaha nooo wrong guy

AD: Prehensile penis correction surgery today

ME [quietly]: bookmark [loudly now] uhhhh what the FUCk

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure to watch the movie between 5 and 6

06.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol Focus on the Family reviewed it

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

Adam Johnson: I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

05.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

Like the actual situation was just dopey and mundane but also these are literally true facts and he even cornered me on a rooftop in Times Square. I felt like Batman or Syphon Filter

05.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Evangelicalism is so cool. "Stock up on resources to bless your family at unbelievable prices" is up there with "O for a muse of fire" and the opening of Pride and Prejudice

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once pissed off a CIA agent during the Eyes Wide Shut party I was working at

05.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s all of the emails associated with the leaders of the Setona Games for no reason whatsoever

05.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One used the GI bill to study engineering and ended up an executive at a cement concern and the other kept his plot on the family farm until a minor disaster, after which he sold it and followed in his wife's footsteps and became a schoolteacher

05.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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230 - The Traitors (feat. Peter Shamshiri) Podcast Episode Β· The Worst of All Possible Worlds Β· March 4 Β· 2h 24m

joined the @worstpossible.world crew to talk about the biggest news of the moment: season 4 of The Traitors

05.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I wonder what Crockett's media pivot is going to look like

04.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TWOAPW #230: THE TRAITORS. @notalawyer.bsky.social joins us to walk through the biggest reality show franchise of the 2020s and the US version's blockbuster fourth season

04.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

"Scott Benson's feverish memories edition"

04.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A.J.'s Ott Cottner

04.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Adventures In Ottyssey

04.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoilers for the episode but turns out @notalawyer.bsky.social's Swarovski Shrek was cursed and I'm dead now

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brian Alford

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But then he should be on the front!

04.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really need to know why the Master Roshi Wearing Supreme decal on this guy's Scion is backwards

04.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

now generally speaking if i write about being Iranian and then someone cracks a joke about me being a β€œgoat fucker” in response i’d say that person is just an old fashioned racist

04.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1692 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0

The used car salesman who owns Epstein's New Mexican ranch for some reason is in the lead for comptroller I guess.

04.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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She's been dropping clues for years

04.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vilerat 2!

03.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just look at all this heterodoxy

03.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0