Jes

Also where are the sauces?? How is there no horseradish or chimichurri in a little pot on my table? I would eat less meat and be happier!

Things they should bring to your table on a giant skewer and don’t:
- pork belly
- shrimps
- rotisserie hens (like medieval times mini chicken sized)
- an actually edible pork sausage like kielbasa
- onions
- potatoes
- portabello mushroom

Worst items:
- garlic steak (actually unchewable, no one could swallow it)
- sausage (tasted like pork offcuts and organ meats, not enough pork fat included and under seasoned)

Most controversial and sadly somehow the only pork (!?!) - parmesan encrusted pork. I was on the liked it side, but why is it encrusted with sawdust grocery parmesan and not real grated parmesan?

A ranking of the best things they bring to your table in the endless meat swarm:

1. Halloumi with honey
2. Filet
3. Pineapple
4. Lamb
5. Top Sirloin

The mid-tier is the bacon wrapped beef of somekind that I did not hear what it was, the bacon wrapped chicken, and the flank steak.

Okay that does sound like a good place on a day like that! I don’t eat red meat often and I even more rarely eat steak so it was a shocking amount for me lol.

Went to brunch at Fogo de Chao for a family birthday. How does anyone consume that much meat?!?

CNN: Approval for President Trump's East Wing ballroom project – from a government commission that oversees planning for federal buildings and land in the nation's capital – is delayed after it received over 32,000 comments from the public overwhelmingly opposing the construction.

Some day I'm going to actually manage to be online when the new stuff goes on sale. I missed out on the skeleton frog at Halloween and I'm still sad about it.

Look at the tadpolessssss. The tiny strawberry frogs!!! THE FISH PLATES.

Happy to help! It’s the only way we’re all going to get through this.

It’s my understanding that chats and information for each client are kept separate. Each user essentially has their “own” Claude, and those Claudes do not have access to each other’s logs, so it cannot know why a different Claude did something. It’s simply fabricating a response.

As You Like It slaps so hard. It’s always been my favorite too. And you are absolutely right about all the others!

Normally I would have added that I doubt the US military is using the same version of a software, but I haver zero trust in Anthropic to have bothered to actually make one and also zero trust that the current military *didn’t* use the publicly available version of Claude.

Heads up: this is misinformation. The screenshot is of a Claude AI chat - you can see the logo in the bottom left corner. LLMs lie constantly! Also each user’s instance of Claude is siloed. If you ask it why it said something to someone else it is going to make shit up.

Texting my friend I'm supposed to be meeting for dinner tomorrow like: I would love to see you, pretty sure I'm not contagious, but also you have small kids so if you want to reschedule we absolutely will.

Somehow still sick after 3 weeks. Don't hang out with preschoolers when you're getting over bronchitis is my best advice!

Also if you have sent me an email in the last... 3ish weeks? I promise I'm going to get to it! I've been powering through work and not really managing anything else.

This is it. I can feel it. This is my supervillain origin story.

Now they're telling me the items aren't eligible under the USMCA so I need to fill out the USMCA form I already told them didn't apply because the shipment is under $1k AND ALSO IS FOR ELIGIBLE ITEMS. Which, again, these are, just not enough of them for the form!

Also, this is a blanket form they don't actually need because they put in one order this year that got sent with an individual certification and I've fired them. There will be no more orders! Stop harassing me!

They pick up their order and arrange their own shipping, so I have no idea who the exporter is. If this is how I find out they've been putting us on their export paperwork without authorization I'm going to march down to Mexico and yell at this guy face to face.

Worst customer: sign this blank form that tells Mexico who to tax for our imports
Me: no, fill in the form
WC: Sign it!
Me: No.
WC: PLEASE
Me: Fill. In. The. Form.

LLM chatbots are essentially roleplaying. They're completing the prompts given using the language their algorithms say are statistically most likely. If you've trained them on a ton of stolen fiction, reddit boards, and conspiracy theories, it's going to feed those words and patterns back.

I think a big part of the problem with what they've dubbed AI hallucinations is exactly this. The tech sector is dismissive of humanities training, has staff that aren't knowledgeable about what the content they're training their models *contains*, and therefore don't understand the output.

Successfully diffused the QuickBooks locked company file bomb. Absolutely the worst software we use at work.

It's definitely that. Not going to be a fun cleanup job for sure.

The coyotes got a goose and now it's all over my driveway.

..how do I even take care of that. What does one do with goose remains?

The whole set up was unhinged on so many levels!!

That road alone cost more than the previous Winter Olympics had. He burned $51 billion on those games. It's a reflection of his own ego, it has nothing to do with the country. I bet it's also why they had doping methods built in to their anti-doping offices. Putin couldn't take an ego hit!

Very epically stupid, yes! He also spent $8.7 BILLION to build one rail and road link to ONE VENUE for the games. Sochi didn't have the infrastructure or the weather to be a good choice, yet Putin's ego made it happen.