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@midnightbex

reader, hiker, creative, hockey fan - she/they πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Got a response from worst customer to my email letting them know we are not accepting orders from them any more.

"Well, we are going to continue buying, don't worry."

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My entire family is now agnostic, so that confirmation class strategy did a bang up job. A+, would send my hypothetical 11 year old.

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hilariously that youth pastor paid me $100 to read the bible in a desperate attempt to convince me of Lutheranism. (Easy money for me, I was a hyperlexic 11 year old.) Which led me to a solid year of reading every holy text I could get my hands on and then declaring I was an atheist.

09.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To the youth pastor's credit, she was very supportive of questions and had an unending stream of patience. I wasn't even the reason my parents ended up getting kicked out* of that church!

*Excommunicated for not tithing their salaries. My parents: Tithe rules? In /our/ Lutheranism? No.

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Confirmation class. They taught us the history of Christianity and the Catholic church, detailing how they changed both the religion and the holy texts to fit their aims, then dropped the Martin Luther bomb and expected us to *accept the rest of it*. They introduced logic into the imagination fight!

09.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The full article is here. You should probably read it.

Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also where are the sauces?? How is there no horseradish or chimichurri in a little pot on my table? I would eat less meat and be happier!

07.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things they should bring to your table on a giant skewer and don’t:
- pork belly
- shrimps
- rotisserie hens (like medieval times mini chicken sized)
- an actually edible pork sausage like kielbasa
- onions
- potatoes
- portabello mushroom

07.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Worst items:
- garlic steak (actually unchewable, no one could swallow it)
- sausage (tasted like pork offcuts and organ meats, not enough pork fat included and under seasoned)

07.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most controversial and sadly somehow the only pork (!?!) - parmesan encrusted pork. I was on the liked it side, but why is it encrusted with sawdust grocery parmesan and not real grated parmesan?

07.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A ranking of the best things they bring to your table in the endless meat swarm:

1. Halloumi with honey
2. Filet
3. Pineapple
4. Lamb
5. Top Sirloin

The mid-tier is the bacon wrapped beef of somekind that I did not hear what it was, the bacon wrapped chicken, and the flank steak.

07.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay that does sound like a good place on a day like that! I don’t eat red meat often and I even more rarely eat steak so it was a shocking amount for me lol.

07.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went to brunch at Fogo de Chao for a family birthday. How does anyone consume that much meat?!?

07.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

CNN: Approval for President Trump's East Wing ballroom project – from a government commission that oversees planning for federal buildings and land in the nation's capital – is delayed after it received over 32,000 comments from the public overwhelmingly opposing the construction.

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2735 πŸ” 762 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 81

Some day I'm going to actually manage to be online when the new stuff goes on sale. I missed out on the skeleton frog at Halloween and I'm still sad about it.

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at the tadpolessssss. The tiny strawberry frogs!!! THE FISH PLATES.

05.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to help! It’s the only way we’re all going to get through this.

05.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my understanding that chats and information for each client are kept separate. Each user essentially has their β€œown” Claude, and those Claudes do not have access to each other’s logs, so it cannot know why a different Claude did something. It’s simply fabricating a response.

05.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As You Like It slaps so hard. It’s always been my favorite too. And you are absolutely right about all the others!

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally I would have added that I doubt the US military is using the same version of a software, but I haver zero trust in Anthropic to have bothered to actually make one and also zero trust that the current military *didn’t* use the publicly available version of Claude.

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heads up: this is misinformation. The screenshot is of a Claude AI chat - you can see the logo in the bottom left corner. LLMs lie constantly! Also each user’s instance of Claude is siloed. If you ask it why it said something to someone else it is going to make shit up.

05.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Texting my friend I'm supposed to be meeting for dinner tomorrow like: I would love to see you, pretty sure I'm not contagious, but also you have small kids so if you want to reschedule we absolutely will.

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow still sick after 3 weeks. Don't hang out with preschoolers when you're getting over bronchitis is my best advice!

Also if you have sent me an email in the last... 3ish weeks? I promise I'm going to get to it! I've been powering through work and not really managing anything else.

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is it. I can feel it. This is my supervillain origin story.

04.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now they're telling me the items aren't eligible under the USMCA so I need to fill out the USMCA form I already told them didn't apply because the shipment is under $1k AND ALSO IS FOR ELIGIBLE ITEMS. Which, again, these are, just not enough of them for the form!

04.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, this is a blanket form they don't actually need because they put in one order this year that got sent with an individual certification and I've fired them. There will be no more orders! Stop harassing me!

04.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They pick up their order and arrange their own shipping, so I have no idea who the exporter is. If this is how I find out they've been putting us on their export paperwork without authorization I'm going to march down to Mexico and yell at this guy face to face.

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Worst customer: sign this blank form that tells Mexico who to tax for our imports
Me: no, fill in the form
WC: Sign it!
Me: No.
WC: PLEASE
Me: Fill. In. The. Form.

04.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LLM chatbots are essentially roleplaying. They're completing the prompts given using the language their algorithms say are statistically most likely. If you've trained them on a ton of stolen fiction, reddit boards, and conspiracy theories, it's going to feed those words and patterns back.

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a big part of the problem with what they've dubbed AI hallucinations is exactly this. The tech sector is dismissive of humanities training, has staff that aren't knowledgeable about what the content they're training their models *contains*, and therefore don't understand the output.

04.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0