James Webber

sure but that'll cost what, a milliBezos?

really we should just punish them for their own sins

dont_tread_on_me.jpg

oh so NOW they want to reduce carbon emissions

He's currently chasing it on a convoluted path through the zoo, which has led to quite a few shenanigans as you might expect

I always thought it was May 2, the anniversary of the release date for the first movie.

that's definitely some kind of omen or portent

The Great White Squirrel!

someone tried to tell me that there's a whole bunch of them around, but I choose to believe in one legendary squirrel

okay but that's partially because bsky is full of geriatric millennials who love Strong Bad references

on the elephone yes

From each according to their stash, to each according to their vibe

no he's just dumb as fuck

this is about the R discourse right

These brave heroes courageously noticed a rake in their path and did NOT step on it / go spend a weekend on its island

US president in 1947? That's right, Harry "Big Baby" Truman

Wat

should be an easy test to pass, for sure

Unhinged behavior to play "Another One Bites the Dust" at a Petco

IEEPA-nema was right there, dammit. Oh well

Tall and tan and unconstitutional,
The tariffs from IEEPA IEEPA go walking...

H-index of NaN

One down, seven strings to go

Trying to estimate my chances against 2-foot-LeBron in a 1v1. I still don't think I'm favored?

2-foot-tall LeBron is a funny image

From what I've seen: if you don't already have the experience/skill to write the thing you need, using AI is going to get you a bunch of broken crap (but quickly!). I don't think it makes programming any more accessible.

(oh, and he has a massive COI too)

"All of the people I love hate this stuff, and all the people I hate love it." - great line

I think his perspective is a bit distorted by his depth of experience--he can vibe code projects fast because he could have _coded_ them fast, and knows how to evaluate what he gets.

Delighted but also suffering from intense second-hand embarrassment from imagining that was my dog

I own 90% of these but sure why not

A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY! The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own. SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES. PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors. SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs! PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs. Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone... HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!

They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

sorry that you threw an uncool enough party though that your friend had to pretend to go home to feed his LLM pet rock