Jolene WAXXX

Getting Dumped by a Burger is Crazy 💀
@ghcoffee.bsky.social
#digitalart #art #mii #miis #tomodachilife #nintendo #ghcoffee #nothingburger

If anyone that follows me ever tries to do something like this, just follow more bi and trans women, you'll see and hear a lot more about these games I assure you

📣Announcing BEAT WEAVER!

The new 3D multi-track rhythm game that rewards your playstyle as much as your precision.

Solo developed with handcrafted music 💖

Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4265140/...

Watch the trailer in 4K 60fps: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_F...

#indiegame #solodev

can vouch for cicadamata, mindblowing stuff

has anyone ever forgotten to shave their knees? genuinely. am i the only person who does this.

oh btw i interviewed @108.bsky.social for like, four hours re: his latest review of L.A. NOIRE a few weeks ago. here's a clip. subscribe to the actionbutton patreon to see the rest ok

it's SO BAD, it's like Frutiger Aero was left out in the sun too long and melted

RESIDENT EVIL 3

What the hell was that ending? I'm not even mad it was short, I'm confused because it felt like it skipped a step. Plays just as tight as RE2R, though, and I can see myself revisiting this someday on harder difficulties.

CREEPY REDNECK DINOSAUR MANSION 3

Hilarious, unusual, and addictive. The match-3 gameplay and RPG abilities really make it shine, they had just enough ideas to keep it fun. Backtracking for traits and encounters was kind of a pain since it tracks completion% by chapter instead of by node. Worth it.

DEAD SPACE (2023)

Excellent remake that, dare I say, supersedes the original. A lot of smart ideas went into this one. I love how they handled talking Isaac, where they finally gave him lines he should have had in the OG. Optimization is a bit weird but I had a great time.

The 2026 Hitlist

the 2026 Hitlist is off to a slow but consistent start. i think i'll start keeping track of the games I beat and leave notes for each in this thread.

If you'd like to suggest what I play next, reply to this post w/ any number of games you wanna +1. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

We’re just innocent men

actual vomit

Streamer tyler1 with a Photoshopped dent in his head.

one time i showed off my stupid head dent from wearing headphones all the time to my grandparents and aunt and they were both genuinely concerned about my skull slowly deforming, and nothing i said would convince them i wouldn't become tyler1

I have no idea if this is true but it's kind of incredibly tragic if so. 57 year old JJ Abrams still hasn't found anything he wants to say that isn't just recreating his happiest childhood memories. Peter Pan Filmmaker. Quotepost: According to @DanielRPK JJ Abrams is in talks to direct an untitled time travel movie described as BACK TO THE FUTURE "homage" with TIMOTHEE CHALAMET offered the lead role

Star Trek into Darkness (2013) review by Branson Reese Abrams isn't so much a man as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough you will eventually sell it off and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves tgo have meetngs will take it and sandblast it until its nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe its good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake eachother's hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

JJ Abrams overheard "Michael Bay my ruined childhood" and got a why-boner that defined his entire life onward.

MERRY BIRTHMAS DAVE

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

I'm blown away by how fucking stupid this is

beatles creepypasta playlist

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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Dad clothes don’t go to the landfill they go to me.

in light of recent discourse this is what butch trans women actually look like typically.

I choose love over hate.
And bigger love when love comes.

If you're unsure about trans people,
Chiitan isn't asking you to understand.
Just watch over them kindly.

Trans folks simply want to laugh, love & grow
with those who light up their world. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

I wish for my white Persian, Mia, to be eternally memorialized. Long live my recently-departed scrungo. Loved her.