cartoon dog gf

😭

support the metro movement 🫡

there are questions where if you have to ask them the entire situation is messed up regardless of the answer

I have said “oh yeah totally” to more insane shit in order to close a conversation this week than I have probably most of last year

as many longtime followers know I’m a big proponent of logging off and surrounding yourself with the everyday flow of life but I have to admit that this week being offline has produced significantly more psychic damage than online, and it’s not because you all calmed down on here

i don’t think the goal of fiction is to fix as many people as possible

Nighttime view of Disneyland's Tomorrowland, featuring the neon-lit entrance of Star Tours with futuristic architectural elements and signage. The Astro Orbiter attraction is visible in the background with its rotating planets and metallic structure. The scene is illuminated with colorful lights and shadows, capturing the bustling activity of visitors below. (January 17, 2013)

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i have the ps4 set

For being a show about “nothing,” Seinfeld did make use of several tried and true plot devices.

My parents' sex tape

bluey

i miss all u bluesky baddies in the postirement home i remember when i used to post with u for up to 10 hours straight but now im like always on postcation, i miss fighting with you and hating each other and giving each other grace and healing with each other

that’s birth of a nation tier no fair

he meets a magical negro in vietnam and steals shrimp recipes off his dead body

old person dying in 40 years being like “tickle me Elmo” for their last words and then everyone pondering what that could mean

no that’s awesome

counterpoint: john lemon

Tom Hanks as klansman Nathan Buford Forrest in a scene from Forrest Gump that apes birth of a nation

“You can’t compare it to birth of a nation!!” Can’t I…

Forrest Gump is the greatest and most destructive piece of American propaganda since birth of a nation.

Ten toes down.

little caesars using a mozzarella/muenster blend reflects the unique german influence on the city of detroit

they got rid of his chest hair because of woke

I made homemade Jack in The Box tacos tonight roughly based on this dudes recipe and I feel like I could fight god.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wChT...

creau geste

my brain hasn’t fully accepted that the modern day berlin conference happened on epstein island

for the greater good

no it’s about my gundams

people keep trying to read political messages into Warhammer 40k when the underlying moral of it all is very clearly "bald people have anger issues and cannot be trusted"

THERE IS POWER IN THE UNION

Hendrik Merkus, Baron de Kock

racism was an adventure

thank you the netherlands