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@cbauder

Paper- and digital collage, no AI. Poetry, prose, essays & hybrid stuff. Wildlife & climate. Small but furious. Still masking, still persisting. πŸ…₯

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I like this cartoon so much we paid the New Yorker the fee it requested to include it in my book.

We’ve not even had the vote 100 years. Let’s not let thing backslide.

Happy International Women’s Day, one and all.

08.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 691 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
Large white bird with dark eye markings and curved red bill sits on the ground in dappled shade with the downy head and breast of its chick emerging from under its left wing. Ted-tailed tropicbird.

Large white bird with dark eye markings and curved red bill sits on the ground in dappled shade with the downy head and breast of its chick emerging from under its left wing. Ted-tailed tropicbird.

This parent and hatchling Red-tailed tropicbird for my #SuperSeabirdSunday offering. With as many as 10 nesting within metres of the Park’s Hut on Phillip Island, off Norfolk last week- it was always advisable to have the phone handy

07.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 367 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

grand old pimps

08.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
un collier argentΓ©, le mΓ©daillon est une fleur de coquelicot stylisΓ©e, faite avec des pΓ©tales rouges d'hortensia, et un coeur de graines de coquelicot

un collier argentΓ©, le mΓ©daillon est une fleur de coquelicot stylisΓ©e, faite avec des pΓ©tales rouges d'hortensia, et un coeur de graines de coquelicot

C'est pas encore la saison, mais si vous voulez un joli coquelicot autour du cou, c'est possible dans ma boutique ! 🌹

(Pour me soutenir : partagez, commentez, citez ce post β™₯ le karma vous le rendra ! 😁)

07.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A large basking shark model hanging from the ceiling of a museum

A large basking shark model hanging from the ceiling of a museum

What if we kissed under the basking shark?

08.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 547 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 7

πŸ€—πŸ’–

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every time I think about him I get so freakin jealous 😭

08.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Big Enough - Jimmy Barnes Screaming For 1 Hour
Big Enough - Jimmy Barnes Screaming For 1 Hour YouTube video by Zachary S. Marsh

good morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ...

08.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
orange peel opened in one piece, looks like a cute lil snake

orange peel opened in one piece, looks like a cute lil snake

ssunday ssatssssuma

08.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saw a film Loving Vincent last night. still thinking enchanted thoughts abt its visual complexity & fascinating structure. also learned (with subsequent OL verification) that several "facts" I'd learned about VG were simply not true. i.e.: Vincent never even HAD syphilis, it was Theo--like WHAT?? 🀯

08.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In support of stand up for science here is an image of galaxy M51. Beautiful night. Clear and no moon

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 5565 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 12

beyond delighted you've introduced me to his work!

08.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ί that was amazing 😭

08.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
TL juxtaposition:

Riker Googling - how to find a cat lost in a holodeck

Riley Black - pic of annoyed-looking cat saying "Guess where I'm not allowed to go."

TL juxtaposition: Riker Googling - how to find a cat lost in a holodeck Riley Black - pic of annoyed-looking cat saying "Guess where I'm not allowed to go."

πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Firefall, Yosemite 2/2025
Horsetail Falls, illuminated by the setting sun for a couple of weeks each February….

#flowing #blueskyartshow #nikon #yosemite #landscape #landscapephotography

07.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 11478 πŸ” 1396 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 49

this morning while making spaghetti sauce I realized "jesus loves me this I know" is the can-can

07.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6698 πŸ” 1499 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
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Stand Up for Science plans second rally on March 7 Public health chaos and research funding cuts are inspiring nationwide pro-science protests against the Trump administration

Public health chaos and research funding cuts are inspiring nationwide pro-science protests against the Trump administration

06.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 734 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13
kevinrkirk 2d
@ Threads
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4335 πŸ” 870 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 99

β€œStay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. β€œYou will need all your anger now.”

"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"

25.08.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 1623 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17259 πŸ” 5400 πŸ’¬ 455 πŸ“Œ 325
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6676 πŸ” 1308 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 93
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Today, alongside Governor Pritzker and Lieutenant Governor Stratton, we announced $1.5 billion in medical debt forgiven for Cook County residents, the most of any county in the nation.

More than 630,000 residents have seen their debt erased with more eligible in 2027.

03.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

loving this β€œCEOs eat their own product” trend, somebody tell the CEO of Boeing to go next

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want just any wasp nostrils, I want THESE wasp nostrils.

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so pleased to see the masks πŸ₯ΉπŸ’—

05.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a balloon in the shape of a skeleton is on the ground Alt: A: deflated skeleton balloon dragged by a breeze B: both sides of the skeleton are the front C: thus, the skeleton will one day be forced to acknowledge (perhaps it already knows this truth, deep in its ribs, somewhere in its half-filled double-sided head) the non-existence of its own ass D: good morning
05.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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It was 39F & Sunny when I saw this phenomenon, often called 'steaming trees' or 'smoking fences.' It occurs when morning Sun rapidly heats water soaked into surfaces of tree/fence after heavy rain. Heat converts water into vapor, which condenses in cool air & looks like steam/mist.

04.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

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