laserjet4000's Avatar

laserjet4000

@laserjet4000.online

I do security stuff. If what you are doing in life makes you happy and doesn't harm others, carry on. GLHF

88
Followers
81
Following
529
Posts
13.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online

KRAZAM Presents: Paradise (Trailer)
KRAZAM Presents: Paradise (Trailer) YouTube video by KRAZAM

Dis gon be gud

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEU...

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œOh my god bruh, oh hell naw man wtf” Audio
β€œOh my god bruh, oh hell naw man wtf” Audio YouTube video by Alex Salsa

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4y...

01.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need Voltron.

28.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a hot take. Good writing. Good characters with (mostly) good arcs. Good acting. I rewatch it every 1-3 years.

24.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Canaanites have Ba'al Cycle right to The Middle East.

21.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Xbox 720 is when you and your 299 bros smoke and play games after the Battle of Thermopylae.

21.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT prompt: "Garbage Pail Kids shoes."

20.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Carter: 2000 Year-Old Texas Republican legit sounds like a a sci-fi movie I would watch.

19.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The empire of bros living with each other, and not their wives, until their early 30's.

16.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spaghetti JARS? Freakin' Richie Rich over here too good for canned spaghetti sauce.

14.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know a game is old when you look at your in-game friends list and there are people that haven't logged on in 13 years.

14.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, it's so hard to find "Real" America on this map.

12.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

When you move the hair slider all the way to the right on the character creation screen.

11.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mikolton (Dat’s My Dawg) - @DEARSILAS
Mikolton (Dat’s My Dawg) - @DEARSILAS YouTube video by DEAR SILAS

There is one prime, universal truth: My dog is the best dog ever in the history of all time and in the future. I don't know what I'd do if I lost her.
youtube.com/shorts/KYpHw...

11.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why Do Australian Shepherds look like they just read Sutter Cane?

10.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it's good food, both.

09.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Dirt Brantley

bsky.app/profile/lase...

09.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recursive fuckery

08.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the AI generated images I'm seeing over the last month look like they are being viewed from the perspective of someone with a lot of eye floaters.

08.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Krauss: "New film idea... Vampire Noir..."
Horror Film Producer: "Sounds weak and not scary at all. What else you got?"
Krauss: "Stuck on a Boat with Lawrence Krauss…”
Horror Film Producer: β€œAHHhhHh!! I just shit my pants in fear. I’ll get financing immediately.”

05.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like these comedy shows' coverage of the alternative half time show is creeping in on my territory.

04.02.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SCP Foundation has entered the chat.

03.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
31.01.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stay tuned. We're finally on Bluesky and hope to be up and running in early February!

30.01.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Broken brain shit

29.01.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ChatGPT/hypnosis tweet made me laugh so hard I accidentally farted.

28.01.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man wearing a leather jacket and a gold chain looking to the side . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a leather jacket and a gold chain looking to the side .

Can't catch measles if everyone is dead from it.

28.01.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

In Donald Trump's America, The Predator wins.

27.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
GORILLA.BAS: How to Play the Secret MS-DOS Game From Your Childhood Who knew a couple of EGA gorillas could have such an impact?

Not the first game I played, but one definitely etched into my brain was Gorilla.bas

I played it until they quit puttting it in Windows.

www.howtogeek.com/779956/goril...

24.01.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PBD has a voice for radio and a brain for the microwave.

21.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0