rax ‘levon honkers’ king

text exchange with tommy which reads: tommy: (link to article about new guy ritchie movie) A seventh Guy Ritchie movie has hit our friendship me: (sigh) let’s do this. tommy: (Defeatedly) looking forward to it

Guy Ritchie, BBQ King by Rax King A barren tree in flames, from top to bottom, against a night sky; part of a promo video for WildKitchens Screenshot: ccwildkitchens.com My friend Tommy and I have to see all of Guy Ritchie’s films together in theaters—it’s tradition. That means once or twice a year Tommy texts me, in tones of unmistakable resignation, that a new Guy Ritchie movie is out. More than one of these texts has begun with “I have terrible news.” It’s as if Guy Ritchie is our son and we have no choice but to attend all his recitals, no matter how dreadful. In this spirit, we have attended our son’s revenge-thriller recital (Wrath of Man), his war-propaganda recital (Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant), and his killin’-Nazis recital (The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare).

text from today vs. vintage @flaminghydra.com moment Guy Ritchie, BBQ King
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i didn’t like reading this

those of us who have big jugs AND juicy asses are doubly blessed for self-soothing

one really soothing thing you can only do if you have huge cans is smack em into each other. like one of those pendulum ball desk toys. thunk-thunk-thunk. just one more example of the powerful tit lobby’s stranglehold on washington

oh well at least it appears at great length in that ken burns documentary lmao 🤡

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Of course, while the planters were playing their courtly games and taking their Grand Tours of Europe and such, their genteel lives were being funded with cotton money. And that money was being generated (and therefore should have belonged to) the enslaved Black people who did everything from harvesting the planters’ crops to cooking their food to warming their beds, all against their will and with no benefit to themselves. Our era’s aristocrats are playing games of their own while ordinary working people earn them unprecedented amounts of money. They’re injecting human growth hormone to more closely resemble the muscle-bound gods they see themselves as; they’re buying themselves cameos in their favorite TV shows because it makes them seem fun and creative. Elon Musk in particular is notorious for even paying ringers to boost his video game scores by playing as him. Our particular “planters” don’t pose as Arthurian knights, but as MMA fighters with a sideline in content production. One wonders whether the pose was as ridiculous to workers 150 years ago as it is to us today.

i reread gone with the wind and it made me hate the billionaire class even more than before
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the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

‘yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can’t work with minors rn’

every state plus guam, puerto rico, and the district of columbia should have its own jonathan richman. why should massachusetts have all the fun

same tbh

10 days and I've been unable to stop thinking about this frowny face.

every time i think we’ve officially hit the limit of the possibilities of the exonerative voice lmao

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

working on some new revenue streams

doing an erotic striptease to the law & order theme song

shuffle just inflicted on me the most implausible one-two punch i’ve ever heard: ‘cashing in’ - minor threat followed by ‘gasolina’ - daddy yankee

"The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? We locals call that the 'Levon Honkers'."

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

arguably no one has ever loved dc more than ole rax king

‘a quote that is often attributed to’ is sooooo me on a podcast unwilling to admit i straight up forgot who said something lol

honestly, money

who’s gonna tell him

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

markwayne. i ask you.

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

i saw a thing recently that was like, if you see the light on someone’s glasses that indicates they’re filming, show the camera a photo of the isis flag and the meta user will immediately be permabanned. no idea whether that’s accurate but it sure is funny