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Richard

@splatterchimp

When I'm not riding my unicycle, I'm riding the D. NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day. When I get horny, my gods do I get horny.

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Posts 20.11.2023
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Latest posts by Richard @splatterchimp

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Happy #FatCockFriday! It's the most glorious day of the week. Now go crack one out, you whores. #FCF

06.03.2026 08:40 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every meal 🤤

04.03.2026 11:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🍆💦

21.02.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's #FatCockFriday! Hard and ready to bust. #FCF

06.02.2026 09:07 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And like that, I'm back. Back and gagging for a pounding.

19.01.2026 17:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like your initiative.

09.01.2026 12:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perks include unrestricted admin privileges, break room, etc...

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Graded on teamwork, originality and creativity, and commitment to the highest levels of client satisfaction.

09.01.2026 12:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's a strict interview process. Written exam. Group interview. Extensive trial period.

09.01.2026 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy nude year, you filthy whores.
May 2026 be the year you all fuck like porn stars.
#NYE #NewYearsEve

31.12.2025 15:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Seasons breedings you hornbags. Daddy Santa's got you on the list.
I love each and every one of you.
You fucking whores 😍

22.12.2025 18:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. You wanna get down on your knees and show me what you're made of?

19.12.2025 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Here's a #FatCockFriday to see you through till Christmas #FCF

19.12.2025 10:53 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Must have more dick in me. Huge dicks, multiple dicks, I'm feeling like a fucking whore. 😜

10.12.2025 19:51 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Shameless self gratification time. And a chance for showing off well @conknbonk.bsky.social sucks dick.

08.12.2025 15:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's that magical day of the year, I'm celebrating 15 years of sobriety today.

Send nudes. I gave up drink, not men.

25.11.2025 11:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dropped something on the bathroom floor, it'd be rude not to strip down and spend 20 minutes on my knees...

Christ, I need a good fucking.

19.11.2025 16:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Awwwhhhh yeah. Nice shower and fancy soaps. I fucking love a shower wank.

15.11.2025 20:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.11.2025 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry. I'll get on my knees and make up for my mistake. @polkafluxx.bsky.social

07.11.2025 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Fat cock Friday everyone. If you're not getting your dick sucked today, get down there and suck one yourself.
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife

07.11.2025 13:04 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
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The face. The Cock.

04.11.2025 09:10 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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After an afternoon of my friends being complete fucking hornbags, I found this little classic. Just me, rob the dildo, and the inability to use my arm.

02.11.2025 16:04 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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These kinds of plans?

02.11.2025 15:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll need to clear my headspace and I may just take you up on that.

29.10.2025 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yeah I do.

29.10.2025 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Spent sooo long today cycling around everywhere. So obviously the post ride horn demands I beat the living hell out of my dick later.

29.10.2025 15:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Take all the fun out of it...

29.10.2025 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Link please 👉🏼👈🏼

28.10.2025 17:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Post workout horn means I can't stop tugging on my junk. I'm sweaty, horny, and ready to ride some dick.

25.10.2025 14:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Late to the #FCF party today. Here's my dick. #FatCockFriday

24.10.2025 15:02 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0