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these were such a mess

ok charli i love you but it’s giving clingy and desperate and i’m feeling suffocated

kill all ur idols except jeff rosenstock

pretty pretty dance
pretty pretty pretty dance
everybody work
every everybody work

deez butts

pretty much every obstacle in re9 comes down to some form of restoring power to a thing

# justbadboythings

ok i wasn’t “getting high” it was one joint

🥰🥰 you’re so nice 🫶🫶

really really appreciate you, jennifer 🫂❤️

realizing that i learned to feel hyper-vigilant and responsible for other ppl’s emotions from a young age and gradually reflecting on how that’s manifested in every personal and professional relationship i’ve ever had

tap in if you want to see it, looks like alt text comes first this time 🙃

holy shit

ya know i actually don’t appreciate enough that i haven’t had to do real homework in over a decade

the problem with requiring a tap to view nsfw content is that i have a curious mind

for those unaware it would take like hundreds of billions of years to code chess this way

ohh yeah i got over that baby stuff

reddit post god why is coding chess so hard [screenshot of code] print（“chess pieces“) print("Your turn! 1.") player = input () if player == "e4" : print(“chess pieces"） print(”pawns"） print("empty row”) print("empty row”) print("4 empty squares 1 pawn 3 empty”) print(“empty row”) print(“pawns"） print(“chess pieces“) elif player == “d4" : print(“chess pieces"） print(“pawns”) [rest of code cut off]

i think about this post all the time

the summer i turned pretty annoying

💯💯💯

[driving off a cliff after speeding toward it for miles] whoa a cliff!

[hitting the ground] i told you so about that cliff dude

kamala harris was literally one of the last people on the planet to tell you so

smash mouth was a warning not an instruction manual

so anyway what’s this thing called?

oh, you do? mmmm haha okayy so

“omg do you need any help”
- guy who would not be able to help

not me offering to help with something i have no idea how to do

there now i’ll make every menu in every game exactly the same forever

kraft single implies the existence of kommercial single

he’s just a stinky lil guy