Ryanel

damn turns out my infinity fabric was redlining it's voltage this entire time and that's why my PC was just randomly crashing...

A drawing of Drake's sona, wearing a Scott Pilgrim pixel skull t-shirt and holding his phone, which has just received a message saying "Go put your collar on, Boy"

I play a brat as a joke, but it is just as simple as that, really. A confident sentence goes a LONG way.

(Also pls don't let this flop I worked hard on it)

A creature that's still barely human with an enormous, chocolate roll cake with sprinkles for a snout. Their horns are waffle cones.

// transformation

Yeah sorry can't come into work today, got hit by The Curse That Turns You Into A Fat Pastry Themed Dragon With A Big Stupid Roll Cake Snoot.

Command line email, this'll be cool.

Just used my first "virtual assistant" for a medical loan i just had to take out.

It's unfortunately really good and I only realized when it was a virtual assistant, it was scarily natural. And it solved my question.

Hm...

That's not a bed you fucking idiot. The bed is literally three inches in front of you.

I keep this on me so people know I’m he/him

PLANK UNTIL FAILURE CHALLENGE
(werewolf whimpering ASMR) 🎙️🐺

Courge the Cowardly Dog: in an evil, cruel & horiffic world, love and family are the only things that save us

Fosters Home and Billy & Mandy: life fucking sucks lol

Codename KND:

I go pew pew , if you don gimme da cheeeis pawrnr

Bird hole

A retro computing manual featuring a white, toony anthro rabbit with his hand on an old mainframe console. The text reads: "Introduction to COBOL (Common Bunny-Oriented Language)."

Introduction to COBOL!

A VERY good boy

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

HE'S DOING THE THING

more

fat. noi. post!

mallow put on some youtube poops on the hotel room's TV during the final night, and we all started howling with laughter over this whole segment

Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.

Oh my gosh, that’s so perfect.
That’s how I’m gonna describe what I’m looking for now. I want a dad that raises me right :3

appreciate your moo-beast (dragon) day or somethin

Silly simplified drawing of a Canada lynx trotting to the right. Its proportions are only slightly exaggerated to emphasize its massive, fluffy paws.

shape of the creature...why are you so paws

Mister bigwood over here

Don't hide your needs, boy.

You want it? You like it? Get in there in take it.

Fuck man why does this shit get to me. Fuck fuck fuck. Am I just undatable or just oblivious.