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overactive foxgirlthing who makes cool stuff sometimes | zissou society member | it/she | mayawalkwith.me | @esnupi.me | @twwbot.bsky.social

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OH: “we only share eggs and Celsius”

10.03.2026 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re God Damn Right

10.03.2026 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You both got banned and then the CEO stepped down, there's a connection there and I think it shows you're very powerful

10.03.2026 00:58 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

“what happened” literally the same thing as liz bsky.app/profile/sele...

09.03.2026 23:45 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

"I hope our little game hasn't caused you to perspire, Chef Kenichi."

09.03.2026 19:01 👍 57 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

that’s the old part of the Pittsburgh airport. it’s so old that dinosaurs died down there waiting for flights

08.03.2026 16:55 👍 55 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

07.03.2026 18:48 👍 3799 🔁 658 💬 36 📌 15

i know it’s aesthetically hollow liberal brained, however, i have been doing this lmao

07.03.2026 17:57 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

no regrets, full disrespect to all Atlantic writers and people who support them

06.03.2026 23:18 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

Good afternoon, everybody. How are you? Do you remember me, maya ventura? Well, here we are after a lapse of nearly four days ready to start again, and, of course; we are all terribly excited and thrilled...

09.03.2026 23:41 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the problem is that while it’s the sort of event that instant film is great for, it’s so great that instant cameras at weddings are basically a cliche at this point

06.03.2026 22:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yep, my main daily carry audio player

06.03.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

who among us

06.03.2026 22:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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folks

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that’s what i’m sayin

06.03.2026 20:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guy who cooled off his phone by dropping it in the pool is concerned about willful misunderstanding of technology

06.03.2026 06:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

reminder: if you use this website and don’t think AI will be responsible for 100% of code written by 2027, you are a “cartoon gooner” bsky.app/profile/why....

06.03.2026 05:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ingredients of a Sonic order are between me and god

06.03.2026 03:29 👍 78 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0

Air to Ground Message:

THE GOVENRMENT IS LYING TO US OR THEYRE GETTING LAZY

Area: New York City, NY, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a4dfdfc9f01
F: #fb9be1c99a4

#acars #vdlm2

06.03.2026 03:11 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

here’s to you, my dear friend

06.03.2026 02:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hnng i forgot RCT

06.03.2026 01:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I TYPED IT IN AND IT DIDN’T COME UP

06.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what the fuck i couldn’t find tf2 how did you do it

06.03.2026 00:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my9games.com

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call me basic af and you’d be right, but hey,

06.03.2026 00:32 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2

oh I mean same, absolutely, even playing on ultra low settings on my MacBook Pro of the day. i just didn’t know you had the same take!

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

honestly didn’t know you had the affinity for Portal 2

06.03.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the Great Wolf Lodge bankrupting the entire industry of swingers' resorts in the Poconos is actually the only reason i know Great Wolf Lodge exists

05.03.2026 23:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it has not escaped me that in the process of dunking on the guy responsible for vibecoding parts of Bluesky, i have accidentally found a massive hole in their "detach quote" feature that they probably would have noticed had they not vibecoded the whole thing

05.03.2026 22:44 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s not the indoor water park part i don’t get, i went to Splash Lagoon as a kid, it’s the attached resort that’s lost me

05.03.2026 20:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0