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Emmett

@emmettito

β€’ Full-time software engineer β€’ Part-time clown 🀑

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Just thoroughly enjoying the view!

09.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OH πŸ₯΅

08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God bless them 🀑

08.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Bluesky’s moderation is completely busted, right? I’ve seen countless holes & poles uncensored, but shirtless guys are getting censored.

08.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My bad 🀭

07.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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idle PokΓ©mon battle animations be like

07.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot from Instagram saying:

β€œmy therapist: u are a good person and deserve to find love

me: oh no i have tricked u too”

A screenshot from Instagram saying: β€œmy therapist: u are a good person and deserve to find love me: oh no i have tricked u too”

I’m glad I’m not the only one like this 🀑

04.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much more??

04.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, fuck 😘

04.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€

03.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Born to take nudes and top twinks

Forced to work a 9-5

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deleting your ChatGPT account just to sign up for Claude isn’t the flex you think it is

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love to ❀️

02.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should do a version of the Traitors, but there’s actually no traitors. Alan just gets to pick who is eliminated every night.

28.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

26.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok ok ok. Today could make it or break it. I’m trying to pretend I’m not nervous, but I am 🫠

25.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People keep giving him a pass because they think he’s charming. He’s literally always given me the ick 🫠

I loved his social media team though.

25.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

23.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will be officially too old for Snapchat this Friday. Account deletion pending πŸ˜‡

23.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been such a good fucking week 😭

23.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The feeling is mutual babe

19.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait! 😊

19.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and Darlene Mitchell.

19.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food

19.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re also both bought and paid for by the same donors that the Republicans are. So there’s literally NO opposition.

18.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They both think the way you show opposition is with strongly-worded letter and literally nothing else.

18.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0