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DC United, Baltimore Ravens, environmentalist, pop-punk enthusiast

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Some MLSNextPro teams play at the 1st team training ground.

-NE plays on a college campus
-NYC does the same
-Charlotte has free admission
-Cincy does the same

Meanwhile, Levien is holding DCU's MLSNP team hostage so he can sell Baltimore on building him a 12k venue for it.

FRUSTRATING!

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

From the Athletic’s MLS survey, D.C. United’s Audi Field is the worst of the soccer-specific stadiums and its training facility ranks low (though not the lowest, which is a bit surprising given its size, location, overuse and general cheapness).

23.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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D.C. United downs Philadelphia Union...no, seriously: Match report In-depth coverage of the Washington Spirit and D.C. United

From Audi Field, a stunner: D.C. United has taken down the Philadelphia Union

Green Line Soccer's first match report here, check back for updates following the press conference and availability

22.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

As MLS season prepares to launch, D.C. United finalizing first-team contract with academy goalkeeper Grant Leveille, per sources. New Yorker was member of Haitian U17 World Cup squad last fall. Spent preseason this winter with DCU in California. Expecting more details within a week.

20.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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D.C. United 2026 Season Is Here! Yay?

NEW EPISODE!

@jasondcsoccer.bsky.social on Weiler's tactics, what's up with Herrera, why "boring" would be an improvement for DCU, and his new project, Green Line Soccer.

Also, my DCU season preview segment on @soccerwisehq.bsky.social.

TWO hours of DCU convo!

open.spotify.com/episode/1WRk...

20.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
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Welcome to Green Line Soccer Introducing my new outlet covering the Washington Spirit and D.C. United.

Do you want my thoughts on the Washington Spirit and D.C. United?

This is where they're going to be. Introducing Green Line Soccer:

20.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 26
2026 DC United Season Preview with RFK Refugees & Pitch Pass
2026 DC United Season Preview with RFK Refugees & Pitch Pass YouTube video by SoccerwiseHQ

2026 DC United preview with @rfkrefugees.bsky.social and Pitch Pass πŸŽ™οΈ

Jon & @gregoryroche.bsky.social join @empiregass.bsky.social to manifest that DC United's offseason was good enough to keep them away from the Wooden Spoon 🀞

πŸ“Ί youtu.be/oYcXCW2DZ5A

12.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The league wants a marketing website. Wouldn’t having top tier coverage of the league be a good way to get eyes?

Why doesn’t the extremely successful and self sufficient Extratime podcast not exist anymore? And remains without a replacement?

11.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Possibly the dumbest decision by a place that has no shortage of self-inflicted wounds in recent years.

If you’re an MLS fan, subscribe to Doyle’s newsletter. I promise you’ll get coverage you want.

Why the league doesn’t want to be in that business anymore is incomprehensible.

11.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.

I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...

11.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 844 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 127

If I wanted to see a 9-0 game, I’d watch DC’s home opener against Philly.

09.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

these AI commercials at the super bowl feels like those crypto commercials a few years ago.

whatever happened to FTX ? must be good things after a super bowl commercial!

09.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

When I started covering DC United in 2011, coverage was robust - MLS had its own beat writer (my dear friend @cboehm.bsky.social), I provided granular coverage for DCist, Black & Red United went further - and Goff, a real legend, covered the club like a big league team.

They now have no coverage.

04.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Crestfallen and f$&@ furious about the closure as we know it of @postsports.bsky.social by an indifferent, compromised owner and a failing publisher β€” a dept of Povich and Boswell, Wilbon and Kornheiser, Gildea and Sheinin, of poets, authors, Hall of Famers and Pulitzer finalists. A terrible day.

04.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Also expecting DCU to waive left back David Schnegg (34 MLS matches, 32 starts in 1.5 seasons) and forward Dominique Badji (30 games, 9 starts, 2 goals in 1.5 seasons).

08.01.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Posted by DC United forward Christian Benteke, on his personal Instagram.

I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.

01.12.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

Loudoun United has a reserve team before DC United does...

02.12.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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To be awarded by Infantino in Washington, DC … πŸ€” πŸ™„

05.11.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 106
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Trump administration says it is paying out half of November’s SNAP benefits The Trump administration will release enough funds to pay for half of November's SNAP benefits, following a court order to avoid food insecurity for nearly 42 million Americans.

Breaking news: The Trump administration will release enough funds to pay for half of November's SNAP benefits, following a court order to avoid food insecurity for nearly 42 million Americans.

03.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 17

We're getting close to 3,000 responses! Thanks so much to everyone who has filled this out!

If you know an MLS fan, send this to them.

30.10.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Offseason Guides: D.C. United, Atlanta circle the drain A little something to light the way through a long, dark winter

Free Newsletter: I'm starting up with offseason guides for all 30 teams!

In today's edition we circle the drain with D.C. United and Atlanta United. 2025 was not kind to them!
tacticsfreezone.substack.com/p/offseason-...

27.10.2025 21:14 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

MLS Wooden Spoon belongs to D.C. United (5-18-11, 26 points) for the second time in four seasons and fourth since 2010.

Last six seasons: 30th place, 21, 23, 28, 16, 24.

DCU scored 30 goals in 34 matches this year.

Messi scored 29 in 28.

19.10.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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RenΓ© Weiler did not mince words.

When I asked about the struggles of winning at home this season, including only winning once (in a friendly) with him as @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social's head coach, Weiler had this to say:

04.10.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

β€˜White: +6’

there’s lots of arguing about what sways voters and the minority groups β€œresponsible” for trump’s second term, but they rarely confront the very real problem that a majority of white americans crave authoritarian subjugation for non-whitesβ€”it’s just broadly accepted, and shouldn’t be

01.10.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Would this season have been any different if we kept all of Ted, Klich, and Matai?

29.09.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, DCU used to make every PA announcement in English and Spanish at RFK but stopped when they moved to AF.

For Noche Latina night yesterday, they brought the Spanish announcements back...but only for like every 3rd announcement.

Half measures. Always.

28.09.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that the last two government shutdowns happened under President Trump, with Republicans in control of both chambers. These people cannot govern, and they need Democrats to bail them out.

29.09.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 891 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 9
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Amid fan uproar, DC United ownership vows changes will make club competitive again - WTOP News D.C. United ownership speaks to WTOP as the MLS club misses the playoffs for the sixth consecutive season.

β€œWe’ve got to turn things around and create a winning atmosphere.”

NEW ON @wtopnews.bsky.social: I spoke to @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social's owners about the state of the MLS club, including:

- Firing GM Ally Mackay
- Roster building & spending for 2026
- Fans calling on them to sell #DCU

26.09.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Sources telling me that DC United has cut the entirety of its scouting department as the club continues its overhaul under new sporting director Erkut Sogut & head coach Rene Weiler. Assitant GM Caleb Shreve among those let go (that bit first reported by my guy @tombogert.bsky.social the other day.)

23.09.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

Erkut Sogut β€” who has no GM/TD/SD experience β€” is apparently a near-lock to get what is arguably the most difficult GM job in MLS (a rubble-clearing job that will take years, with a boiling-mad fanbase, and an ownership that has fired its last 2 GMs after less than 2 years).

17.09.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2