Katie Martin

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Vegan products are the wild west of ‘wackaging’ Hey, have you heard the one about the overfriendly oat milk?

So bad.

Vegan products are the wild west of ‘wackaging’ - giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

If they run on a ticket of taking those really sticky bands off bananas I might be tempted. They're too sticky and the effort of taking them off makes your bananas go bad

Take back control?

Investors are not ready for a true shock [FREE TO READ] The consensus view of the impact of the Iran war on equities and bonds may well prove too sanguine

Investors are not ready for a true shock -
(Yet)

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US draws up strict new AI guidelines amid Anthropic clash [FREE TO READ] Draft rules mandate civilian government contracts make models available for ‘any lawful’ use

EXCLUSIVE with @georgehammond.bsky.social: The Trump admin has drawn up rules for civilian AI contracts that would require companies to allow “any lawful” use of their models.

Comes amid Pentagon vs Anthropic. Similar rules are likely to follow for military contracts.

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Investors are not ready for a true shock [FREE TO READ] The consensus view of the impact of the Iran war on equities and bonds may well prove too sanguine

Investors are not ready for a true shock -
(Yet)

Me, 300 free clicks: as.ft.com/r/4cc9ab3a-6...

Pull a sickie, Charlie

No. And I'd kinda feel bad even asking them to try.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

well i hope they say thank you

Operation Warflation

*eye twitch*
bsky.app/profile/lucy...

oh nice, thanks!

a cartoon of spongebob sitting on a beach Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting on a beach

i know there's lots of nuance in private credit and i agree it matters enormously, but what i also know is that in any situation, when the shit hits the fan...

might have to run the dog over first? I'm not in favour basically

is anxiety the true sign of consciousness? In this essay, i will...

ah yes i didn't say WHICH monday. strategic ambiguity

this is a market saying: i don't see what gets better between now and Monday so i'm lightening up and hoping for the best

round of applause please for Operation Epic Fury

Oh man we are HAVING A NEWS DAY I see

*BLACKROCK’S $26 BILLION PRIVATE CREDIT FUND LIMITS WITHDRAWALS

weirdly i was discussing the other day who in Team Trump you would have look after your dog
Pete - would lose dog
Noem - would shoot dog
Bondi - would deny dog existed
Lutnick - would sell dog

not sure where you are but 'Septic' being Brit slang for American also works here

a woman sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn Alt: a woman sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn

Brent @ $90

huh, strange
thanks!

""Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."" im losing my mind

oh boy

“It’s quite exhausting being an addict. All that running round, raising the money, scoring, meeting horrible people. It’s much lovelier to have lunch with you in a nice restaurant.”