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is it me (or my neighborhood) or is it much weirder and harder to have casual neighbor interactions since covid

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I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

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or that i’m missing out on some grand nefarious scheme that “the elites” are perpetrating on unsuspecting idiots who don’t “get it,” while happily ignoring all the names coming out of the files

lol @ three of the trump voters i cut out of my life having to hang out with each other because no one else will talk to them

andrew angling for bestie status i see

aw 20 years of keir and em!!! tbh dove bars sound awesome.

Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.

how did you decide who made the cut?? 😩

become my best friend by feb 2027 and you just might 😎😎😎

beautiful green grounds with palm trees

a straw-roofed cabana

fisheye lens view of palm trees, blue sky and manicured lawns

i should also mention i’ve been to this villa in the DR and the food was amazing. fresh cooked fish, rice, salads, desserts every night.

yeeeeah. we’ve mostly been looking at, like, dedicated wedding venues, which are all between 3-6k/night, totally reasonable. but catering, whether in house or outside, is b a n a n a s.

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

omg i bet it was absolutely beautiful too. pictures?? i’m only torn because it would be so meaningful to be able to invite everyone we want to see (and we’re already struggling to cut down to 100 lol). but spending a house down payment on one night is kind of boggling.

wedding costs are wild. napkin math and vendor quotes are coming up around $35k to have a dinner party at a nice venue for 100 people in austin. OR we could spend $12k to treat 28 family members + friends to 5 nights at a gorgeous beachside villa in the DR, including all meals. which would you do?

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Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.

oh luckily not thrown away, just nesting like like the little slobs they are 😅

i looove a dogcat. mine is sierra! found her and her two siblings (and her mortal enemy) in various piles of trash. she is as sharp as she is fluffy and has a very unladylike scream

omg twinsies! tell me all about this beautiful creature!!

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

i am so glad you did!!

beautiful fluffy tuxedo cat sierra

look at my cat

do it

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