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Charlotte Moore-Lambert

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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ https://linktr.ee/cavatica

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There’s this feeling that if gay Palestinians are murdered for the immutable characteristic of being gay then that’s reprehensible, but if they’re murdered go the immutable characteristic of being Palestinian that’s fine

06.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2648 πŸ” 1119 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 87

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13

helps quite a bit if I'm being honest

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1950 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

didn't you hear me I said we don't want any more remakes

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure it’s why the art form was invented

07.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a bad circulation haver, and the fact that Elliot’s hands still suck after all these years makes me feel so seen

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl WHAT

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean its Seth McFarlane so I feel like he was bound to go down this road sooner or later and we should honestly not be surprised by that

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.

"Release the files" is just words to yall.

5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"

And not even out of love.

07.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Randall Munroe’s β€œTen Thousand” teaches us that shit like this happens all the time. you didn’t know, now you do!

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he asked what the hell I was talking about. I said, β€œyour main character is named Ethan Allen. is that in reference to the historical figure, or… the furniture store….?”

he said, β€œβ€¦..I just thought it sounded cool.” he thought he’d made it up

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when I was in college, a friend and fellow English major sent me a short story he’d been working on. I told him I enjoyed it but felt like I was missing something. he asked, what did I mean? I said, I don’t understand the relationship between the allegory of the protagonist’s name and the story.

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have had the same thing happen. on Teepublic, in fact. he didn’t know he was doing it

07.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh this is now news to me as well!

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8281 πŸ” 2432 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 282

Joined a new group oscillating at high frequency in the park on weekends

06.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say no easily, often, and firmly.

People tend to think β€œno” = β€œconvince me” or that β€œcompromise” = β€œgive me what I want.” So when I am direct & unyielding in my no, I’m told I am β€œnot nice,” which seemingly violates my contract of Existing as Female πŸ™ƒ

06.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

you seem nice

06.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

always mad about the fact that touching grass remains one of the easiest ways to feel better about living in hell

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

day two of weather nice enough to get me out doing yardwork. this was my first really sedentary winter in years and my body has been feeling the consequences, but man it felt good to put on an audiobook and work up a sweat outside

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry, man. it’s pretty well-known IP and they use it to fund their nonprofit, so they’re probably extra protective of it. but your design was really cute and I hope you can find a workaround.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that Gandalf had better underwear than this one tbh

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking fondly of the time I saw a nerd burlesque show featuring a Gandalf the Grey to Gandalf the White transition

06.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 24070 πŸ” 6073 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 200

someone finally remembered to remove my bookseller access on Libro 😭😭 my precious ALCs!!

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.

06.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

can people pay for an extra hour in the mud pit

06.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0