I'll do it tomorrow

No one could have predicted...

Why is Donald roundtabling college sports?

I've noticed this. He always seems to have an Ed McMahon around.

Her presidential campaign will be fabulous.

It's weird what the few things they are competent at are.

The Fuck Plane. We'll always have that.

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

I would put 300 in there as well.

That means you also get dude and his poorly tuned guitar.

Who gets custody in the inevitable divorce?

Oh no

Dude brought a guitar and two cats. The regret is palpable.

For those commenting on his outfit, he's like the girl from Seinfeld who only had one dress.

Quit it, Thomas Keller. Thanks.

That's a combo of whiskey and Dapper Dan

Pistol Pete before every presser

Watching him overcompensate for his deep insecurities is so painful.

She thinks she gets to keep the Fuck Plane, doesn't she

He's looking bloated. Perhaps it's all the souls he's been feasting on.

Billy Corgan: “rock is dead”

Tranarchist Bane: “For you.”

It would still be funny to hear her try. Like any of them explaining "woke"

Hey Kristi, define "activist"

Where's the QR code? Seems fishy.

I thought it was a diaper rash

The "what is a woman" gimmick is straight from Chuckles the Racist Clown's way of "debating"

More importantly, are their toilet seats optimized for doing rails?

He needs to find a tailor who doesn't hate him.

His insecurities and overcompensation are tiresome to watch. Yes Pete, you are an alpha manly man warfightin' warrior. Now go find a suit that fits.

Bro can't even find a suit that fits.