my first tattoo i swear to god i was pulling with all my might and the saniderm wouldn't fucking come off. every time since then has been fine or whatever but idk what happened with that one
Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on slopcorp.lol?
cry more bitch
maclunkey!
i'm farding and shiding!
douyyyyyy uhhhh durrrrre dohhhhhh
duhhh durrrr uhhhh duuuuhhhhhy
carhartt pants cost more at the thrift store than at the carhartt store and i'm supposed to believe the economy is a real thing. yeah ok
dumb old fuck
Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.
this looks like the press photo of a new electronic group that resident advisor would describe as "bridging the gap between Balearic dub and ambient trance"
all maxx and no rizz makes jack a beta simp
literally the only ads on television should be for whatever new pepsi or doritos flavor there is
sb nation mentioned 🫶🏽
right on dude. hopefully he doesn't have any dark, easily exploitable scandals!
my entire work day has been derailed by my learning that the international canine semen bank is 7 miles away from my house
please enjoy this man i found on tiktok who makes clothing out of wasps nests and crown royal bags
if you don't give me $15,000 right now something is going to happen
watched the entirety of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms yesterday and this is all i can think about
oh fuck yeah!
FROM: "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com>
TO: KOKO ███ GORILLA
Subj: Gorilla Massage
sneding heli . btw harambe dealt w/
>>> FROM: KOKO ███ GORILLA
TO: "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com>
Koko need let loose. Koko go crazy. Koko want yes island? Koko ██████ and ███ with Dershowitz.
i'm gonna paulstretch it
i believe it's AI
yeah for like 80 fuckin dollars
got a premium spot at the bar where i can smell the bleach water reallll good
they pay me NOT to sell swords!
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
read this
damn she got my ass i accepted the cookies without even thinking
stupid fuck 👇
