Brian

i could never argue with people on the internet when i can just call my mom

If you see me take a like back that means either i pressed it on accident when scrolling or i changed my mind when i realized it doesn’t wholly apply to me

Thru thick and thin pal, im glad you have nice caretakers and u got this

White cat on top of a cedar chest taking a break from cleaning his back paw to stare at the camera.

Habbe #Caturday ebberywun. Downt furgit tuo do yoar stretches tuodai.

Unmasked jason voorhees with a machete in his head through his left eye, disfigurement could pass for faces of pain, right eye is bulging, bald head too

What it feels like when you dont drink enough water

who called it horse shit when whinny the poo was right there

Unmasked jason voorhees with a machete in his head through his left eye, disfigurement could pass for faces of pain, right eye is bulging, bald head too

What it feels like when you dont drink enough water

large replica skeleton with jeans edited on it. the skeleton is standing in a fenced off yard

do not come for my ass

Fuck yes thank you so much 2+mins is a pretty generous loop too. I downloaded it!

Guys i drank SOME water but ill be honest i coulda stepped it up today

smokin doobies, shootin lightning

Oh sweet heck yeah !!! No rush

Ill feed it whatever it needs

It would get so much replay and ill make sure its always taken care of and not sold for venue screens and such

May i like… have a copy lol

Thank god its goddang it friday

:O whoooaaaaaaaa

Mine shat in my hands and anywhere i set it down please help

Chobani all over my body babe, my body all over chobani
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Chuddin about

Israel is like if “where my hug at” was a country

[kills 150 children with a missile] good job boys *fortunate son starts playing*

“Zero Day Vulnerability” that sounds much better than my every day vulnerabilities

Thank you

Subtitles “CANT I JUST BET THAT ALL THE PLAYERS WILL HAVE A FUN TIME?” Over a frame of of Marge from the simpsons at a booth to place a bet

Subtitles “I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT!” Over a frame of marge holding up a potato in her kitchen

Whenever i like both teams in a match i think of a meme that doesnt exist and its basically a cross between two marge screens and in my head i go “i just hope all the players will have a fun time!”

Triple entendre. I cant even get one. I dont understendre

Lmao its just a little bit bro but with water its A LOT

Blue ink stain going down my palm

Blue ink splat on mycheek

I blue myself