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@smittyisknitting

Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player. My blog, Smitty is Knitting: https://smittyisknitting.blog/

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May every person in this administration be left behind in the hell they create.

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iranians should be getting ready to celebrate Nowruz, the Persian new year, and instead my country has killed thousands of civilians and inflicted extreme environmental destruction on the planet we share.

09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a fucking idiot and now I have to undo a knitting project that was over 50% finished because I misread the pattern from the very start

09.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie holding a piece of paper in his hand . Alt: Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. He has just examined a rival’s incredibly tasteful and refined business card. Devastated that his own card design has been blown out of the water, he drops it, and clenches his fist.

Uncle wins with a fucking snowy owl

08.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom, my uncle and I are texting each other our recent life list birds from the Merlin app like it’s the business card scene in American Psycho

08.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How did I get into Deftones? I saw a really sick AMV that used β€œChange (In the House of Flies)”

07.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a little recommendation in this article 😊

05.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

02.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 7714 πŸ” 1437 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 62

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 23609 πŸ” 5973 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 66

Every day I see a new headline about technocrats selling the surveillance tech to precisely single out and follow individual people, and I’m supposed to believe the bombing of civilians is just a sad, unavoidable reality of war. Everything is a conscious choice, and the choice is murder.

28.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know Gamergate ushered in the end of the world because my country is murdering schoolgirls and calling it β€œOperation Epic Fury”

28.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGrape is a grandfather flavor” - a student, on the topic of juices

28.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The gradient looks so good!

26.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I keep that thing (Dramamine) on me

20.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun Alt: Nicole Kidman in a striped suit is looking up at a movie theater screen, backlit by projector lights and having some kind of divine experience with whatever she’s watching

Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!

16.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones

08.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to hire me? I am not a rockstar, I will not hit the ground running, I need TONS of direction but I also hate being told what to do

05.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ[college I teach through] doesn’t have dorms because most of its students are local or non-traditionally aged”
β€œWhat does that mean? That they’re old?”
β€œYeah.”

04.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling dragged down by the job search. But I did go back to teaching. I heard a kid use β€œlowkenuinely” and we decided to refer to annotated bibliographies as β€œAnnie bibs”

04.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

02.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 3748 πŸ” 1418 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 17

This is like the haunted version of that picture the eye doctor shows right before he puffs air into my eye

02.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish

26.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 3396 πŸ” 987 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 30

Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, β€œWe appreciate you… we really do”

24.01.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 6818 πŸ” 1695 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 40

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

24.01.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 20122 πŸ” 6986 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 183
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a cartoon character is dancing in front of a field of daisies . Alt: A gif of Gojo Satoru is skipping in front of a field of daisies.

Holy shit! @umactually.bsky.social used my question in the premiere today!!! Thanks @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social !

21.01.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy cosplays like he’s gonna go starve outside Stalingrad

18.01.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just found a picture of myself from that year and I don’t recognize myself. I look like a completely different person and I don’t think it’s just because I had bangs at the time.

18.01.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chief Wiggins tsking Marge who is training to be a cop and admonishing her for not shooting a blind man and a baby

Chief Wiggins tsking Marge who is training to be a cop and admonishing her for not shooting a blind man and a baby

Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training

The added training:

15.01.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. PokΓ©mon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.

12.01.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0